From 7f93c5f7205bc1cc0c2e21694fd10880eec51aca Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Case Duckworth Date: Thu, 29 Jan 2015 22:54:41 -0700 Subject: Add Hezekiah; Work out YAML metainfo" --- 98-hez-purpose-dogs.txt | 35 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 1 file changed, 35 insertions(+) create mode 100644 98-hez-purpose-dogs.txt (limited to '98-hez-purpose-dogs.txt') diff --git a/98-hez-purpose-dogs.txt b/98-hez-purpose-dogs.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000..04c50b3 --- /dev/null +++ b/98-hez-purpose-dogs.txt @@ -0,0 +1,35 @@ +--- +title: 'The purpose of dogs' +project: 'Book of Hezekiah' +project-order: 2 +project-prev: 'prelude.html' +project-next: 'philosophy.html' +genre: 'prose' +... + +Okay, so as we said in [the Prelude][], there either is or isn't a God. This +has been one of the main past times of humanity, ever since ... since the +first man (or woman) climbed out of whatever slime or swamp he thumbed his way +out of. What humanity has failed to realize is that an incredibly plausible +third, and heretofore unknown, hypothesis also exists: There is a dog. + +In fact, there are many dogs, and not only that. There are also many types of +dogs; these are called breeds, and each breed was created by man in order to +fulfill some use that man thought he needed. Some dogs are for chasing birds, +and some are for chasing badgers. Some are for laying in your lap and being +petted all day. Some dogs don't seem to be really for anything, besides being +fucking stupid and chewing up your one-of-a-kind collectible +individually-numbered King Kong figurine from the Peter Jackson film. But the +important thing is, (and here we go with important things again) all dogs have +been bred by people for performing some certain function that we think is +important. + +Note: *Just because we think it's important doesn't mean it is +important.* But it might as well be, because what we as humans think is +important is important. But be careful! just because something's important +doesn't mean it means anything, or that it actually makes anything happen. +Even though just because something makes something else happen doesn't mean +it's important. [Shit][]. Let me start again. + +[the Prelude]: prelude.html +[Shit]: feedingtheraven.html -- cgit 1.4.1-21-gabe81