From e0b1c2737397839ff5ba8c129d31baf6f97805fe Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Case Duckworth Date: Sat, 31 Jan 2015 13:10:17 -0700 Subject: Finish linking Elegy, Hezekiah; Rename files --- 98-hez-purpose-dogs.txt | 35 ----------------------------------- 1 file changed, 35 deletions(-) delete mode 100644 98-hez-purpose-dogs.txt (limited to '98-hez-purpose-dogs.txt') diff --git a/98-hez-purpose-dogs.txt b/98-hez-purpose-dogs.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 04c50b3..0000000 --- a/98-hez-purpose-dogs.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,35 +0,0 @@ ---- -title: 'The purpose of dogs' -project: 'Book of Hezekiah' -project-order: 2 -project-prev: 'prelude.html' -project-next: 'philosophy.html' -genre: 'prose' -... - -Okay, so as we said in [the Prelude][], there either is or isn't a God. This -has been one of the main past times of humanity, ever since ... since the -first man (or woman) climbed out of whatever slime or swamp he thumbed his way -out of. What humanity has failed to realize is that an incredibly plausible -third, and heretofore unknown, hypothesis also exists: There is a dog. - -In fact, there are many dogs, and not only that. There are also many types of -dogs; these are called breeds, and each breed was created by man in order to -fulfill some use that man thought he needed. Some dogs are for chasing birds, -and some are for chasing badgers. Some are for laying in your lap and being -petted all day. Some dogs don't seem to be really for anything, besides being -fucking stupid and chewing up your one-of-a-kind collectible -individually-numbered King Kong figurine from the Peter Jackson film. But the -important thing is, (and here we go with important things again) all dogs have -been bred by people for performing some certain function that we think is -important. - -Note: *Just because we think it's important doesn't mean it is -important.* But it might as well be, because what we as humans think is -important is important. But be careful! just because something's important -doesn't mean it means anything, or that it actually makes anything happen. -Even though just because something makes something else happen doesn't mean -it's important. [Shit][]. Let me start again. - -[the Prelude]: prelude.html -[Shit]: feedingtheraven.html -- cgit 1.4.1-21-gabe81