From 61baf210a9d0d4fffcd82751ba3419dd2feb349d Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Case Duckworth Date: Wed, 1 Apr 2015 16:29:46 -0700 Subject: Revise a few poems in Elegies Also add a .gitignore. How is this so late? --- about_author.river | 225 ----------------------------------------------------- 1 file changed, 225 deletions(-) delete mode 100644 about_author.river (limited to 'about_author.river') diff --git a/about_author.river b/about_author.river deleted file mode 100644 index 9f041fa..0000000 --- a/about_author.river +++ /dev/null @@ -1,225 +0,0 @@ -case -duckworth -is -the -cowardly -but -lovable -great -dane -who -solves -mysteries -on -tv -maybe -you've -seen -him -while -watching -commercials -for -pine-sol -or -orange-glo -cleaners -these -products -dress -as -monsters -to -lure -only -the -right -kind -of -venture -capitalist -but -duckworth -believes -in -the -right -of -all -venture -capitalists -to -invest -in -products -they -believe -in -his -mortal -enemy -is -the -evil -old -man -jenkins -who -believes -that -the -only -venture -capitalists -that -should -be -allowed -to -invests -are -from -the -meddling -kids -gang -of -edo -when -not -being -a -great -dane -duckworth -is -a -christmas -ham -spreading -good -cheer -and -pork -products -to -underprivileged -gangs -of -venture -capitalists -in -winter -he -keeps -them -warm -with -his -questionable -farming -practices -and -threat -of -trichinosis -as -well -as -with -his -own -brand -of -firestarter -called -duckworth -stax -he -usually -steals -his -stax -from -dog -food -factories -making -him -a -modern -robin -hood -in -addition -to -a -great -dane -and -christmas -ham -case -duckworth -truly -is -a -jack-of-all-trades -the -only -thing -missing -from -his -repertoire -is -the -ability -to -begin -a -word -with -anything -but -an -r -sound -although -given -the -fact -he -is -a -dog -it -is -remarkable -he -can -speak -at -all -duckworth -was -voiced -by -don -messick -until -his -death -in -1997 -when -frank -welker -took -over -to -the -dismay -of -fans -everywhere -- cgit 1.4.1-21-gabe81