From ecda49e0b20ad3bd52449356dccf2f8095ecfb70 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Case Duckworth Date: Wed, 25 Mar 2015 21:49:45 -0700 Subject: Flatten directory structure All content files (*.txt, *.html, *.river) are now in /. I did this to simplify the compilation step, and to make linking easier. I'm still thinking about whether I should move the contents of js/, img/, and lua/ into /, or into an 'assets' folder of some sort. We'll see. --- about_author.river | 224 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 1 file changed, 224 insertions(+) create mode 100644 about_author.river (limited to 'about_author.river') diff --git a/about_author.river b/about_author.river new file mode 100644 index 0000000..90a1e34 --- /dev/null +++ b/about_author.river @@ -0,0 +1,224 @@ +case +duckworth +is +the +cowardly +but +lovable +great +dane +who +solves +mysteries +on +tv +maybe +you've +seen +him +while +watching +commercials +for +pine-sol +or +orange-glo +cleaners +these +products +dress +as +monsters +to +lure +only +the +right +kind +of +venture +capitalist +but +duckworth +believes +in +the +right +of +all +venture +capitalists +to +invest +in +products +they +believe +in +his +mortal +enemy +is +the +evil +old +man +jenkins +who +believes +that +the +only +venture +capitalists +that +should +be +allowed +to +invests +are +from +the +meddling +kids +gang +of +edo +when +not +being +a +great +dane +duckworth +is +a +christmas +ham +spreading +good +cheer +and +pork +products +to +underprivileged +gangs +of +venture +capitalists +in +winter +he +keeps +them +warm +with +his +questionable +farming +practices +and +threat +of +trichinosis +as +well +as +with +his +own +brand +of +firestarter +called +duckworth +stax +he +usually +steals +his +stax +from +dog +food +factories +making +him +a +modern +robin +hood +in +addition +to +a +great +dane +and +christmas +ham +case +duckworth +truly +is +a +jack-of-all-trades +the +only +thing +missing +from +his +repertoire +is +the +ability +to +begin +a +word +with +anything +but +an +r +sound +although +given +the +fact +he +is +a +dog +it's +remarkable +he +can +speak +at +all +duckworth +was +voiced +by +don +messick +until +his +death +in +1997 +when +frank +welker +took +over +to +the +dismay +of +fans +everywhere -- cgit 1.4.1-21-gabe81