From 9fce418b46c9f0894f429384ef9e3dabaeffbeb4 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Case Duckworth Date: Tue, 14 Apr 2015 16:36:17 -0700 Subject: Change file hierarchy and rewrite makefile - File hierarchy is now as follows: - / - appendix/ < appendix source files - backlinks/ < backlink sources & builds - hapax/ < *.hapax source files - scripts/ < scripts, like *.js, *.hs, etc. - templates/ < templates for outputs - text/ < source files - trunk/ < assets, like css, images, heads, etc. - index.html - *.html - Makefile --- about_author.txt | 28 ---------------------------- 1 file changed, 28 deletions(-) delete mode 100644 about_author.txt (limited to 'about_author.txt') diff --git a/about_author.txt b/about_author.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 4b6c42f..0000000 --- a/about_author.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,28 +0,0 @@ ---- -title: About Case Duckworth -genre: prose - -id: about_author -toc: "About the author" - -project: - title: Autocento of the breakfast table - class: autocento -... - -Case Duckworth is the cowardly but lovable Great Dane who solves mysteries on TV. -Maybe you've seen him while watching commercials for Pine-Sol or Orange-Glo cleaners. -These products dress as monsters to lure only the right kind of venture capitalist, but Duckworth believes in the right of all [venture capitalists][] to invest in products they believe in. -His mortal enemy is the evil Old Man Jenkins, who believes that the only venture capitalists that should be allowed to invests are from the Meddling Kids gang of Edo. - -When not being a Great Dane, Duckworth is a Christmas ham, spreading good cheer and pork products to underprivileged gangs of venture capitalists in winter. -He keeps them warm with his questionable farming practices and threat of Trichinosis, as well as with his own brand of firestarter called Duckworth Stax. -He usually steals his Stax from dog food factories, making him a modern Robin Hood in addition to a Great Dane and Christmas Ham. - -Case Duckworth truly is a jack-of-all-trades. -The only thing missing from his repertoire is the ability to begin a word with anything but an "R" sound, although given the fact he is a dog, it's remarkable he can speak at all. -Duckworth was voiced by [Don Messick][] until his death in 1997, when [Frank Welker][] took over, to the dismay of fans everywhere. - -[venture capitalists]: love-as-god.html -[Don Messick]: http://www.behindthevoiceactors.com/Don-Messick/ -[Frank Welker]: http://www.behindthevoiceactors.com/Frank-Welker/ -- cgit 1.4.1-21-gabe81