From 9fce418b46c9f0894f429384ef9e3dabaeffbeb4 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Case Duckworth Date: Tue, 14 Apr 2015 16:36:17 -0700 Subject: Change file hierarchy and rewrite makefile - File hierarchy is now as follows: - / - appendix/ < appendix source files - backlinks/ < backlink sources & builds - hapax/ < *.hapax source files - scripts/ < scripts, like *.js, *.hs, etc. - templates/ < templates for outputs - text/ < source files - trunk/ < assets, like css, images, heads, etc. - index.html - *.html - Makefile --- creation-myth.txt | 52 ---------------------------------------------------- 1 file changed, 52 deletions(-) delete mode 100644 creation-myth.txt (limited to 'creation-myth.txt') diff --git a/creation-myth.txt b/creation-myth.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 6524193..0000000 --- a/creation-myth.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,52 +0,0 @@ ---- -title: Creation myth -genre: verse - -id: creation-myth -toc: "Creation myth" - -project: - title: Autocento of the breakfast table - class: autocento -... - -| So two hyperintelligent pandimensional beings -| walk into a bar. One turns to the other and says, -| "Did you remember to check the end state -| of that simulation we were running?" The other -| says, "No, I thought that you did?" To which -| the first replies, "[Oh shit][], we missed it. -| I suppose we must do all of this again. Barkeep, - -| two beers please." The bartender nods in that way -| that bartenders do, pours the two beers, -| expertly, by the way, just so, and hands them -| to the first [hyperintelligent pandimensional][] being. -| The second one pulls a few singles out of his -| wallet, places them on the bar, and the pair -| turn around and begin walking toward a table -| in the middle of the mostly-empty bar. The bar- -| tender picks up the money, fans it out, frowns, -| and calls to his patrons' backs: "Hey, this -| isn't enough!" The two turn around simultan- -| eously, with parity, and stare at him. A beat. - -| One of them, the one without the beer, breaks -| the silence by exclaiming, "Oh dear god, I'm -| sorry! I didn't know your prices went up since -| last time. What do I owe you?" The bartender -| says, "Oh, just another [dollar][]-fifty." The being -| reaches in his back pocket, slides out his -| wallet, looks in smiling, and frowns when he sees -| it's empty. He looks to the other and says, -| "You got a [buck][]-fifty I can borrow?" - -| The second hyperintelligent pandimensional being -| considers this. He sets the beers down -| on the table, pulls out his own wallet, opens -| it, and frowns. "I'm broke too," he says. - -[hyperintelligent pandimensional]: http://hitchhikers.wikia.com/wiki/Mice -[Oh shit]: movingsideways.html -[dollar]: one-hundred-lines.html -[buck]: plant.html -- cgit 1.4.1-21-gabe81