From bd9abbe4eb94b9c77865bd28bf73ec6eb0b39a95 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Case Duckworth Date: Thu, 2 Apr 2015 17:34:26 -0700 Subject: Fix #15: add compile support for indeces --- creation-myth.txt | 64 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++---------------------------- 1 file changed, 32 insertions(+), 32 deletions(-) (limited to 'creation-myth.txt') diff --git a/creation-myth.txt b/creation-myth.txt index 7691184..df5c4f7 100644 --- a/creation-myth.txt +++ b/creation-myth.txt @@ -8,41 +8,41 @@ project: class: autocento ... -So two hyperintelligent pandimensional beings \ -walk into a bar. One turns to the other and says, \ -"Did you remember to check the end state \ -of that simulation we were running?" The other \ -says, "No, I thought that you did?" To which \ -the first replies, "[Oh shit][], we missed it. \ -I suppose we must do all of this again. Barkeep, +| So two hyperintelligent pandimensional beings +| walk into a bar. One turns to the other and says, +| "Did you remember to check the end state +| of that simulation we were running?" The other +| says, "No, I thought that you did?" To which +| the first replies, "[Oh shit][], we missed it. +| I suppose we must do all of this again. Barkeep, -two beers please." The bartender nods in that way \ -that bartenders do, pours the two beers, \ -expertly, by the way, just so, and hands them \ -to the first [hyperintelligent pandimensional][] being. \ -The second one pulls a few singles out of his \ -wallet, places them on the bar, and the pair \ -turn around and begin walking toward a table \ -in the middle of the mostly-empty bar. The bar- \ -tender picks up the money, fans it out, frowns, \ -and calls to his patrons' backs: "Hey, this \ -isn't enough!" The two turn around simultan- \ -eously, with parity, and stare at him. A beat. +| two beers please." The bartender nods in that way +| that bartenders do, pours the two beers, +| expertly, by the way, just so, and hands them +| to the first [hyperintelligent pandimensional][] being. +| The second one pulls a few singles out of his +| wallet, places them on the bar, and the pair +| turn around and begin walking toward a table +| in the middle of the mostly-empty bar. The bar- +| tender picks up the money, fans it out, frowns, +| and calls to his patrons' backs: "Hey, this +| isn't enough!" The two turn around simultan- +| eously, with parity, and stare at him. A beat. -One of them, the one without the beer, breaks \ -the silence by exclaiming, "Oh dear god, I'm \ -sorry! I didn't know your prices went up since \ -last time. What do I owe you?" The bartender \ -says, "Oh, just another [dollar][]-fifty." The being \ -reaches in his back pocket, slides out his \ -wallet, looks in smiling, and frowns when he sees \ -it's empty. He looks to the other and says, \ -"You got a [buck][]-fifty I can borrow?" +| One of them, the one without the beer, breaks +| the silence by exclaiming, "Oh dear god, I'm +| sorry! I didn't know your prices went up since +| last time. What do I owe you?" The bartender +| says, "Oh, just another [dollar][]-fifty." The being +| reaches in his back pocket, slides out his +| wallet, looks in smiling, and frowns when he sees +| it's empty. He looks to the other and says, +| "You got a [buck][]-fifty I can borrow?" -The second hyperintelligent pandimensional being \ -considers this. He sets the beers down \ -on the table, pulls out his own wallet, opens \ -it, and frowns. "I'm broke too," he says. +| The second hyperintelligent pandimensional being +| considers this. He sets the beers down +| on the table, pulls out his own wallet, opens +| it, and frowns. "I'm broke too," he says. [hyperintelligent pandimensional]: http://hitchhikers.wikia.com/wiki/Mice [Oh shit]: movingsideways.html -- cgit 1.4.1-21-gabe81