From ecda49e0b20ad3bd52449356dccf2f8095ecfb70 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Case Duckworth Date: Wed, 25 Mar 2015 21:49:45 -0700 Subject: Flatten directory structure All content files (*.txt, *.html, *.river) are now in /. I did this to simplify the compilation step, and to make linking easier. I'm still thinking about whether I should move the contents of js/, img/, and lua/ into /, or into an 'assets' folder of some sort. We'll see. --- creation-myth.txt | 50 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 1 file changed, 50 insertions(+) create mode 100644 creation-myth.txt (limited to 'creation-myth.txt') diff --git a/creation-myth.txt b/creation-myth.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000..7691184 --- /dev/null +++ b/creation-myth.txt @@ -0,0 +1,50 @@ +--- +title: Creation myth +id: creation-myth +genre: verse + +project: + title: Autocento of the breakfast table + class: autocento +... + +So two hyperintelligent pandimensional beings \ +walk into a bar. One turns to the other and says, \ +"Did you remember to check the end state \ +of that simulation we were running?" The other \ +says, "No, I thought that you did?" To which \ +the first replies, "[Oh shit][], we missed it. \ +I suppose we must do all of this again. Barkeep, + +two beers please." The bartender nods in that way \ +that bartenders do, pours the two beers, \ +expertly, by the way, just so, and hands them \ +to the first [hyperintelligent pandimensional][] being. \ +The second one pulls a few singles out of his \ +wallet, places them on the bar, and the pair \ +turn around and begin walking toward a table \ +in the middle of the mostly-empty bar. The bar- \ +tender picks up the money, fans it out, frowns, \ +and calls to his patrons' backs: "Hey, this \ +isn't enough!" The two turn around simultan- \ +eously, with parity, and stare at him. A beat. + +One of them, the one without the beer, breaks \ +the silence by exclaiming, "Oh dear god, I'm \ +sorry! I didn't know your prices went up since \ +last time. What do I owe you?" The bartender \ +says, "Oh, just another [dollar][]-fifty." The being \ +reaches in his back pocket, slides out his \ +wallet, looks in smiling, and frowns when he sees \ +it's empty. He looks to the other and says, \ +"You got a [buck][]-fifty I can borrow?" + +The second hyperintelligent pandimensional being \ +considers this. He sets the beers down \ +on the table, pulls out his own wallet, opens \ +it, and frowns. "I'm broke too," he says. + +[hyperintelligent pandimensional]: http://hitchhikers.wikia.com/wiki/Mice +[Oh shit]: movingsideways.html +[dollar]: 100-lines.html +[buck]: plant.html -- cgit 1.4.1-21-gabe81