From f5a19b8432e1b995ce55df5a330d03072ecf55da Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Case Duckworth
Date: Wed, 18 Mar 2015 22:24:09 -0700
Subject: Compile new articles to html & river

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+about
+case
+duckworth
+case
+duckworth
+is
+the
+cowardly
+but
+lovable
+great
+dane
+who
+solves
+mysteries
+on
+tv
+maybe
+you've
+seen
+him
+while
+watching
+commercials
+for
+pine-sol
+or
+orange-glo
+cleaners
+these
+products
+dress
+as
+monsters
+to
+lure
+only
+the
+right
+kind
+of
+venture
+capitalist
+but
+duckworth
+believes
+in
+the
+right
+of
+all
+venture
+capitalists
+to
+invest
+in
+products
+they
+believe
+in
+his
+mortal
+enemy
+is
+the
+evil
+old
+man
+jenkins
+who
+believes
+that
+the
+only
+venture
+capitalists
+that
+should
+be
+allowed
+to
+invests
+are
+from
+the
+meddling
+kids
+gang
+of
+edo
+when
+not
+being
+a
+great
+dane
+duckworth
+is
+a
+christmas
+ham
+spreading
+good
+cheer
+and
+pork
+products
+to
+underprivileged
+gangs
+of
+venture
+capitalists
+in
+winter
+he
+keeps
+them
+warm
+with
+his
+questionable
+farming
+practices
+and
+threat
+of
+trichinosis
+as
+well
+as
+with
+his
+own
+brand
+of
+firestarter
+called
+duckworth
+stax
+he
+usually
+steals
+his
+stax
+from
+dog
+food
+factories
+making
+him
+a
+modern
+robin
+hood
+in
+addition
+to
+a
+great
+dane
+and
+christmas
+ham
+case
+duckworth
+truly
+is
+a
+jack-of-all-trades
+the
+only
+thing
+missing
+from
+his
+repertoire
+is
+the
+ability
+to
+begin
+a
+word
+with
+anything
+but
+an
+r
+sound
+although
+given
+the
+fact
+he
+is
+a
+dog
+it's
+remarkable
+he
+can
+speak
+at
+all
+duckworth
+was
+voiced
+by
+don
+messick
+until
+his
+death
+in
+1997
+when
+frank
+welker
+took
+over
+to
+the
+dismay
+of
+fans
+everywhere
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