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Date: Fri, 6 Mar 2015 22:08:20 -0700
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+liking
+things
+the
+definition
+of
+happiness
+is
+doing
+stuff
+that
+you
+really
+like
+that
+stuff
+can
+be
+eating
+soup
+going
+to
+the
+bathroom
+walking
+the
+dog
+playing
+dungeons
+and
+dragons
+whatever
+keeps
+your
+mind
+off
+the
+fact
+that
+you're
+so
+goddamn
+unhappy
+all
+the
+time
+that
+incidentally
+is
+the
+definition
+of
+like
+that
+feeling
+you
+get
+when
+you
+forget
+how
+miserable
+you
+are
+for
+just
+a
+little
+bit
+thus
+people
+like
+doing
+stuff
+they
+like
+all
+the
+time
+as
+often
+as
+possible
+because
+if
+they
+remember
+how
+horrible
+they
+really
+feel
+at
+not
+having
+a
+background
+to
+put
+themselves
+against
+they
+will
+want
+to
+hurt
+themselves
+and
+those
+around
+them
+the
+funny
+thing
+is
+that
+something
+we
+people
+really
+like
+to
+do
+is
+hurt
+ourselves
+and
+those
+around
+us
+we
+do
+this
+by
+thinking
+other
+people
+are
+more
+unhappy
+than
+we
+are
+we
+convince
+themselves
+that
+we
+are
+truly
+happy
+ecstatic
+even
+while
+they
+merely
+plod
+around
+life
+half-heartedly
+or
+if
+they're
+lucky
+incorrectly
+we
+take
+it
+upon
+ourselves
+seeing
+as
+we
+are
+so
+happy
+and
+can
+spare
+a
+little
+bit
+of
+happiness
+to
+help
+them
+become
+happy
+as
+well
+we
+fail
+to
+realize
+that
+the
+people
+will
+probably
+not
+appreciate
+our
+thinking
+that
+we're
+better
+than
+they
+are
+somehow
+for
+that
+is
+what
+we
+do
+even
+if
+we
+don't
+mean
+it
+we
+forget
+that
+we
+are
+also
+unhappy
+and
+that
+we
+are
+just
+doing
+things
+we
+like
+in
+order
+to
+cheer
+ourselves
+up
+a
+little
+bit
+which
+really
+means
+that
+this
+cheering
+is
+working
+but
+there
+is
+such
+a
+thing
+as
+working
+too
+well
+so
+in
+a
+sense
+what
+i'm
+doing
+here
+is
+cheering
+myself
+up
+by
+reminding
+you
+that
+you
+are
+unhappy
+i'm
+trying
+to
+keep
+you
+honest
+in
+your
+unhappiness
+and
+i
+admit
+this
+is
+usually
+called
+a
+dick
+move
+in
+fact
+the
+best
+way
+to
+overcome
+happy-hungering
+this
+is
+the
+term
+as
+i
+dub
+it
+is
+commit
+as
+many
+dick
+moves
+as
+possible
+to
+keep
+people
+remembering
+that
+unhappiness
+abounds
+if
+you
+see
+someone
+smiling
+like
+a
+little
+dog
+who
+knows
+it's
+about
+to
+get
+pet
+or
+get
+a
+treat
+or
+go
+to
+the
+vet
+to
+donate
+doggy
+sperm
+smile
+back
+grin
+toothily
+a
+little
+too
+toothily
+for
+a
+little
+too
+long
+their
+smile
+will
+start
+to
+fade
+if
+you're
+doing
+it
+right
+saunter
+to
+them
+slide
+as
+if
+you're
+an
+olympic
+quality
+ice-skater
+as
+if
+you're
+a
+really
+good
+bowler
+who
+knows
+he's
+playing
+against
+twelve
+year
+olds
+and'll
+win
+by
+a
+hundred
+get
+really
+close
+far
+too
+close
+for
+what
+most
+people
+would
+call
+comfort
+and
+remind
+them
+of
+how
+awful
+life
+can
+be
+i
+really
+like
+your
+shirt
+really
+only
+children
+chained
+to
+looms
+can
+get
+that
+tight
+of
+a
+weave
+you
+can
+say
+or
+you're
+not
+really
+going
+to
+recycle
+that
+coffee
+cup
+are
+you
+they
+will
+probably
+get
+angry
+but
+that's
+what's
+supposed
+to
+happen
+by
+making
+dick
+moves
+you
+can
+overcome
+what
+may
+be
+the
+biggest
+evil
+on
+this
+earth
+happy-hungering
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