From e01ed83975933e4c8eafcda7950db98342ddfd63 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Case Duckworth
Date: Fri, 6 Mar 2015 22:08:20 -0700
Subject: Switch to compile.lua for reasons

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+moving
+sideways
+a
+dog
+moving
+sideways
+is
+sick
+a
+man
+moving
+sideways
+is
+drunk
+thus
+if
+you
+want
+to
+be
+mindful
+of
+the
+movings
+of
+the
+universe
+sideways
+become
+either
+drunk
+or
+sick
+by
+doing
+this
+you
+remove
+yourself
+from
+the
+equation
+and
+are
+able
+to
+observe
+without
+being
+observed
+the
+universe
+as
+it
+dances
+sideways
+drunkenly
+shit
+wait
+the
+problem
+is
+not
+that
+by
+observing
+you
+are
+observed
+although
+quantum
+mechanics
+may
+disagreequantum
+mechanics
+as
+is
+well
+known
+are
+the
+most
+hornery
+and
+least
+agreeable
+of
+all
+mechanics
+the
+cost
+to
+get
+one
+quantum
+serviced
+is
+usually
+at
+least
+eight
+times
+more
+expensive
+than
+the
+cost
+of
+an
+average
+automobile
+tune-up
+for
+reasons
+not
+clearly
+known
+the
+quantum
+mechanics
+themselves
+claim
+it's
+the
+smallness
+of
+their
+work
+that
+justifies
+the
+price
+but
+it
+doesn't
+really
+look
+like
+they're
+doing
+anything
+and
+besides
+my
+quantum
+always
+seems
+to
+break
+again
+within
+six
+months
+maybe
+i'm
+just
+driving
+it
+too
+hard
+because
+obviously
+dogs
+don't
+know
+we're
+observing
+them
+when
+we
+watch
+them
+through
+cameras
+in
+their
+little
+yard
+while
+they
+play
+and
+eat
+and
+poop
+who
+poops
+knowingly
+on
+camera
+the
+problem
+is
+the
+actual
+act
+of
+observing
+that
+distorts
+the
+world
+into
+what
+we
+want
+it
+to
+be
+what
+i
+want
+to
+know
+is
+this
+why
+is
+this
+necessarily
+a
+problem
+the
+dog
+is
+made
+by
+mankind
+to
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+and
+poop
+and
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+growl
+and
+dig
+why
+cannot
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+be
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+observe
+the
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+incorrectly
+around
+him
+and
+worry
+about
+it
+men
+have
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+wandered
+about
+the
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+does
+it
+not
+make
+sense
+that
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+they
+should
+wonder
+in
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+what
+makes
+it
+all
+work
+i
+attempted
+to
+strike
+this
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+pun
+from
+the
+account
+but
+hezekiah
+demanded
+i
+keep
+it
+if
+he
+were
+to
+continue
+the
+relation
+of
+his
+prophecy-slash-advice
+column
+in
+fact
+this
+is
+the
+very
+center
+of
+the
+creative
+being
+the
+ability
+to
+move
+sideways
+to
+dance
+with
+reality
+and
+judge
+it
+as
+it
+judges
+you
+much
+like
+teenagers
+at
+the
+junior
+prom
+of
+course
+reality
+doesn't
+judge
+us
+back
+but
+that
+doesn't
+mean
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+doesn't
+if
+you
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+it's
+judging
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+then
+observe
+in
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+your
+own
+insecurities
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+is
+obvious
+that
+this
+way
+of
+doing
+things
+is
+far
+from
+vogue
+usually
+projecting
+inner
+pain
+onto
+the
+outer
+world
+is
+classified
+as
+pathology
+however
+this
+is
+because
+it
+is
+assumed
+that
+the
+outer
+world
+is
+on
+its
+own
+terms
+which
+it
+obviously
+isn't
+as
+far
+as
+we
+know
+it
+follows
+that
+as
+there
+is
+no
+backdrop
+against
+which
+to
+judge
+our
+quirks
+the
+quirks
+must
+not
+exist
+thus
+all
+is
+right
+with
+the
+world
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