From ecda49e0b20ad3bd52449356dccf2f8095ecfb70 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Case Duckworth Date: Wed, 25 Mar 2015 21:49:45 -0700 Subject: Flatten directory structure All content files (*.txt, *.html, *.river) are now in /. I did this to simplify the compilation step, and to make linking easier. I'm still thinking about whether I should move the contents of js/, img/, and lua/ into /, or into an 'assets' folder of some sort. We'll see. --- src/about_author.txt | 26 -------------------------- 1 file changed, 26 deletions(-) delete mode 100644 src/about_author.txt (limited to 'src/about_author.txt') diff --git a/src/about_author.txt b/src/about_author.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 8f51909..0000000 --- a/src/about_author.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,26 +0,0 @@ ---- -title: About Case Duckworth -id: about_author -genre: prose - -project: - title: Autocento of the breakfast table - class: autocento -... - -Case Duckworth is the cowardly but lovable Great Dane who solves mysteries on TV. -Maybe you've seen him while watching commercials for Pine-Sol or Orange-Glo cleaners. -These products dress as monsters to lure only the right kind of venture capitalist, but Duckworth believes in the right of all [venture capitalists][] to invest in products they believe in. -His mortal enemy is the evil Old Man Jenkins, who believes that the only venture capitalists that should be allowed to invests are from the Meddling Kids gang of Edo. - -When not being a Great Dane, Duckworth is a Christmas ham, spreading good cheer and pork products to underprivileged gangs of venture capitalists in winter. -He keeps them warm with his questionable farming practices and threat of Trichinosis, as well as with his own brand of firestarter called Duckworth Stax. -He usually steals his Stax from dog food factories, making him a modern Robin Hood in addition to a Great Dane and Christmas Ham. - -Case Duckworth truly is a jack-of-all-trades. -The only thing missing from his repertoire is the ability to begin a word with anything but an "R" sound, although given the fact he is a dog, it's remarkable he can speak at all. -Duckworth was voiced by [Don Messick][] until his death in 1997, when [Frank Welker][] took over, to the dismay of fans everywhere. - -[venture capitalists]: love-as-god.html -[Don Messick]: http://www.behindthevoiceactors.com/Don-Messick/ -[Frank Welker]: http://www.behindthevoiceactors.com/Frank-Welker/ -- cgit 1.4.1-21-gabe81