From ee8b21ef120b50871047669b2d17aecab02f1160 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Case Duckworth Date: Wed, 18 Mar 2015 22:23:09 -0700 Subject: Add articles from NAU MFA (that were missing) --- src/about_author.txt | 25 +++++++++++++++++++++++++ 1 file changed, 25 insertions(+) create mode 100644 src/about_author.txt (limited to 'src/about_author.txt') diff --git a/src/about_author.txt b/src/about_author.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000..ade4721 --- /dev/null +++ b/src/about_author.txt @@ -0,0 +1,25 @@ +--- +title: About Case Duckworth +genre: prose + +project: + title: Autocento of the breakfast table + css: autocento +... + +Case Duckworth is the cowardly but lovable Great Dane who solves mysteries on TV. +Maybe you've seen him while watching commercials for Pine-Sol or Orange-Glo cleaners. +These products dress as monsters to lure only the right kind of venture capitalist, but Duckworth believes in the right of all [venture capitalists][] to invest in products they believe in. +His mortal enemy is the evil Old Man Jenkins, who believes that the only venture capitalists that should be allowed to invests are from the Meddling Kids gang of Edo. + +When not being a Great Dane, Duckworth is a Christmas ham, spreading good cheer and pork products to underprivileged gangs of venture capitalists in winter. +He keeps them warm with his questionable farming practices and threat of Trichinosis, as well as with his own brand of firestarter called Duckworth Stax. +He usually steals his Stax from dog food factories, making him a modern Robin Hood in addition to a Great Dane and Christmas Ham. + +Case Duckworth truly is a jack-of-all-trades. +The only thing missing from his repertoire is the ability to begin a word with anything but an "R" sound, although given the fact he is a dog, it's remarkable he can speak at all. +Duckworth was voiced by [Don Messick][] until his death in 1997, when [Frank Welker][] took over, to the dismay of fans everywhere. + +[venture capitalists]: love-as-god.html +[Don Messick]: http://www.behindthevoiceactors.com/Don-Messick/ +[Frank Welker]: http://www.behindthevoiceactors.com/Frank-Welker/ -- cgit 1.4.1-21-gabe81