From ecda49e0b20ad3bd52449356dccf2f8095ecfb70 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Case Duckworth Date: Wed, 25 Mar 2015 21:49:45 -0700 Subject: Flatten directory structure All content files (*.txt, *.html, *.river) are now in /. I did this to simplify the compilation step, and to make linking easier. I'm still thinking about whether I should move the contents of js/, img/, and lua/ into /, or into an 'assets' folder of some sort. We'll see. --- src/creation-myth.txt | 50 -------------------------------------------------- 1 file changed, 50 deletions(-) delete mode 100644 src/creation-myth.txt (limited to 'src/creation-myth.txt') diff --git a/src/creation-myth.txt b/src/creation-myth.txt deleted file mode 100644 index 7691184..0000000 --- a/src/creation-myth.txt +++ /dev/null @@ -1,50 +0,0 @@ ---- -title: Creation myth -id: creation-myth -genre: verse - -project: - title: Autocento of the breakfast table - class: autocento -... - -So two hyperintelligent pandimensional beings \ -walk into a bar. One turns to the other and says, \ -"Did you remember to check the end state \ -of that simulation we were running?" The other \ -says, "No, I thought that you did?" To which \ -the first replies, "[Oh shit][], we missed it. \ -I suppose we must do all of this again. Barkeep, - -two beers please." The bartender nods in that way \ -that bartenders do, pours the two beers, \ -expertly, by the way, just so, and hands them \ -to the first [hyperintelligent pandimensional][] being. \ -The second one pulls a few singles out of his \ -wallet, places them on the bar, and the pair \ -turn around and begin walking toward a table \ -in the middle of the mostly-empty bar. The bar- \ -tender picks up the money, fans it out, frowns, \ -and calls to his patrons' backs: "Hey, this \ -isn't enough!" The two turn around simultan- \ -eously, with parity, and stare at him. A beat. - -One of them, the one without the beer, breaks \ -the silence by exclaiming, "Oh dear god, I'm \ -sorry! I didn't know your prices went up since \ -last time. What do I owe you?" The bartender \ -says, "Oh, just another [dollar][]-fifty." The being \ -reaches in his back pocket, slides out his \ -wallet, looks in smiling, and frowns when he sees \ -it's empty. He looks to the other and says, \ -"You got a [buck][]-fifty I can borrow?" - -The second hyperintelligent pandimensional being \ -considers this. He sets the beers down \ -on the table, pulls out his own wallet, opens \ -it, and frowns. "I'm broke too," he says. - -[hyperintelligent pandimensional]: http://hitchhikers.wikia.com/wiki/Mice -[Oh shit]: movingsideways.html -[dollar]: 100-lines.html -[buck]: plant.html -- cgit 1.4.1-21-gabe81