From 9fce418b46c9f0894f429384ef9e3dabaeffbeb4 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Case Duckworth Date: Tue, 14 Apr 2015 16:36:17 -0700 Subject: Change file hierarchy and rewrite makefile - File hierarchy is now as follows: - / - appendix/ < appendix source files - backlinks/ < backlink sources & builds - hapax/ < *.hapax source files - scripts/ < scripts, like *.js, *.hs, etc. - templates/ < templates for outputs - text/ < source files - trunk/ < assets, like css, images, heads, etc. - index.html - *.html - Makefile --- text/creation-myth.txt | 52 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 1 file changed, 52 insertions(+) create mode 100644 text/creation-myth.txt (limited to 'text/creation-myth.txt') diff --git a/text/creation-myth.txt b/text/creation-myth.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000..6524193 --- /dev/null +++ b/text/creation-myth.txt @@ -0,0 +1,52 @@ +--- +title: Creation myth +genre: verse + +id: creation-myth +toc: "Creation myth" + +project: + title: Autocento of the breakfast table + class: autocento +... + +| So two hyperintelligent pandimensional beings +| walk into a bar. One turns to the other and says, +| "Did you remember to check the end state +| of that simulation we were running?" The other +| says, "No, I thought that you did?" To which +| the first replies, "[Oh shit][], we missed it. +| I suppose we must do all of this again. Barkeep, + +| two beers please." The bartender nods in that way +| that bartenders do, pours the two beers, +| expertly, by the way, just so, and hands them +| to the first [hyperintelligent pandimensional][] being. +| The second one pulls a few singles out of his +| wallet, places them on the bar, and the pair +| turn around and begin walking toward a table +| in the middle of the mostly-empty bar. The bar- +| tender picks up the money, fans it out, frowns, +| and calls to his patrons' backs: "Hey, this +| isn't enough!" The two turn around simultan- +| eously, with parity, and stare at him. A beat. + +| One of them, the one without the beer, breaks +| the silence by exclaiming, "Oh dear god, I'm +| sorry! I didn't know your prices went up since +| last time. What do I owe you?" The bartender +| says, "Oh, just another [dollar][]-fifty." The being +| reaches in his back pocket, slides out his +| wallet, looks in smiling, and frowns when he sees +| it's empty. He looks to the other and says, +| "You got a [buck][]-fifty I can borrow?" + +| The second hyperintelligent pandimensional being +| considers this. He sets the beers down +| on the table, pulls out his own wallet, opens +| it, and frowns. "I'm broke too," he says. + +[hyperintelligent pandimensional]: http://hitchhikers.wikia.com/wiki/Mice +[Oh shit]: movingsideways.html +[dollar]: one-hundred-lines.html +[buck]: plant.html -- cgit 1.4.1-21-gabe81