his mother drove him to the hardware store on a tuesday i'm glad to see you've taken my advice for once she said what do you mean applying to work at the hardware store i'm proud of you paul oh right sure thing they pulled into the parking lot just be a minute he said as he opened the car door he walked under the door resplendent in its king william orange and white he saw the towering rows of shelves like mountain ridges in hell he strolled among the fixtures pipes planks sheets plants why plants he thought switches he realized he didn't know the first thing about building furniture i don't know the first thing he muttered to himself about building furniture i know the last thing would be a couch or chair or stool but the first thing is a mystery he turned around and walked straight out of the store and to his mother's car without looking up how'd it go she asked starting the car great he said