There are more modern ideals of beautythan yours, young padawan. Jessica hassome assets, that I’ll give you easily,but in my women I prefer pizzazz.

I don’t want to bring you down, or make you thinkthat your perfected woman isn’t so.It’s just that, like Adam said, 2006has come and gone. What did she do

in that year anyway? IMDBhas, surprisingly, none, though in ’05she’s in four titles. Sin CityI’ve never seen, although from many I’ve

heard it’s good. But it’s still irrelevant—no matter how comely, she lacks talent.