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| author | Case Duckworth | 2015-04-14 16:36:17 -0700 |
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| committer | Case Duckworth | 2015-04-14 16:36:17 -0700 |
| commit | 9fce418b46c9f0894f429384ef9e3dabaeffbeb4 (patch) | |
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Change file hierarchy and rewrite makefile
- File hierarchy is now as follows:
- /
- appendix/ < appendix source files
- backlinks/ < backlink sources & builds
- hapax/ < *.hapax source files
- scripts/ < scripts, like *.js, *.hs, etc.
- templates/ < templates for outputs
- text/ < source files
- trunk/ < assets, like css, images, heads, etc.
- index.html
- *.html
- Makefile
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| 1 | <!DOCTYPE html> | ||
| 2 | <!-- AUTOCENTO OF THE BREAKFAST TABLE --> | ||
| 3 | <!-- vim: fdm=indent | ||
| 4 | --> | ||
| 5 | <html lang="en"> | ||
| 6 | <head> | ||
| 7 | <meta charset="utf-8"> | ||
| 8 | <meta name="generator" content="pandoc"> | ||
| 9 | <meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0, user-scalable=yes"> | ||
| 10 | <meta name="author" content="Case Duckworth"> | ||
| 11 | |||
| 12 | <title>Creation myth | Autocento of the breakfast table</title> | ||
| 13 | <link rel="icon" type="image/png" href="trunk/favico.png" /> | ||
| 14 | |||
| 15 | <link rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="_style.css"> | ||
| 16 | <script src="trunk/lozenge.js" type="text/javascript"> </script> | ||
| 17 | <script src="trunk/hylo.js" type="text/javascript"> </script> | ||
| 18 | |||
| 19 | <!--[if lt IE 9]> | ||
| 20 | <script src="http://html5shim.googlecode.com/svn/trunk/html5.js"> </script> | ||
| 21 | <![endif]--> | ||
| 22 | </head> | ||
| 23 | <body id="creation-myth" class="autocento"> | ||
| 24 | |||
| 25 | |||
| 26 | <article class="container"> | ||
| 27 | <header> | ||
| 28 | <!-- title --> | ||
| 29 | <h1 class="title">Creation myth</h1> | ||
| 30 | |||
| 31 | |||
| 32 | <div class="header-extra"> | ||
| 33 | |||
| 34 | </div> | ||
| 35 | </header> | ||
| 36 | |||
| 37 | |||
| 38 | <section class="content verse"> | ||
| 39 | <p><span class="line">So two hyperintelligent pandimensional beings</span><span class="line">walk into a bar. One turns to the other and says,</span><span class="line">“Did you remember to check the end state</span><span class="line">of that simulation we were running?" The other</span><span class="line">says, “No, I thought that you did?” To which</span><span class="line">the first replies, “<a href="movingsideways.html">Oh shit</a>, we missed it.</span><span class="line">I suppose we must do all of this again. Barkeep,</span></p> | ||
| 40 | <p><span class="line">two beers please." The bartender nods in that way</span><span class="line">that bartenders do, pours the two beers,</span><span class="line">expertly, by the way, just so, and hands them</span><span class="line">to the first <a href="http://hitchhikers.wikia.com/wiki/Mice">hyperintelligent pandimensional</a> being.</span><span class="line">The second one pulls a few singles out of his</span><span class="line">wallet, places them on the bar, and the pair</span><span class="line">turn around and begin walking toward a table</span><span class="line">in the middle of the mostly-empty bar. The bar-</span><span class="line">tender picks up the money, fans it out, frowns,</span><span class="line">and calls to his patrons’ backs: “Hey, this</span><span class="line">isn’t enough!" The two turn around simultan-</span><span class="line">eously, with parity, and stare at him. A beat.</span></p> | ||
| 41 | <p><span class="line">One of them, the one without the beer, breaks</span><span class="line">the silence by exclaiming, “Oh dear god, I’m</span><span class="line">sorry! I didn’t know your prices went up since</span><span class="line">last time. What do I owe you?" The bartender</span><span class="line">says, “Oh, just another <a href="one-hundred-lines.html">dollar</a>-fifty.” The being</span><span class="line">reaches in his back pocket, slides out his</span><span class="line">wallet, looks in smiling, and frowns when he sees</span><span class="line">it’s empty. He looks to the other and says,</span><span class="line">“You got a <a href="plant.html">buck</a>-fifty I can borrow?”</span></p> | ||
| 42 | <p><span class="line">The second hyperintelligent pandimensional being</span><span class="line">considers this. He sets the beers down</span><span class="line">on the table, pulls out his own wallet, opens</span><span class="line">it, and frowns. “I’m broke too,” he says.</span></p> | ||
| 43 | </section> | ||
| 44 | </article> | ||
| 45 | <nav> | ||
| 46 | <div class="anchors"> | ||
| 47 | <a href="creation-myth_backlinks.htm" id="back-link" title="Links to this page"> | ||
| 48 | φ | ||
| 49 | </a> | ||
| 50 | <a href="index.html" id="cover-link" title="To cover">◊</a> | ||
| 51 | <a href="#" id="lozenge" title="ERROR">ξ</a> | ||
| 52 | </div> | ||
| 53 | |||
| 54 | |||
| 55 | </nav> | ||
| 56 | |||
| 57 | |||
| 58 | </body> | ||
| 59 | </html> | ||