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author | Case Duckworth | 2015-03-25 21:49:45 -0700 |
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committer | Case Duckworth | 2015-03-25 21:54:26 -0700 |
commit | ecda49e0b20ad3bd52449356dccf2f8095ecfb70 (patch) | |
tree | 4789dd035fa827edf280fd8234d014b171de1c38 /river/movingsideways.river | |
parent | Fix makefile re: RIVER crashing (diff) | |
download | autocento-ecda49e0b20ad3bd52449356dccf2f8095ecfb70.tar.gz autocento-ecda49e0b20ad3bd52449356dccf2f8095ecfb70.zip |
Flatten directory structure
All content files (*.txt, *.html, *.river) are now in /. I did this to simplify the compilation step, and to make linking easier. I'm still thinking about whether I should move the contents of js/, img/, and lua/ into /, or into an 'assets' folder of some sort. We'll see.
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1 | a | ||
2 | dog | ||
3 | moving | ||
4 | sideways | ||
5 | is | ||
6 | sick | ||
7 | a | ||
8 | man | ||
9 | moving | ||
10 | sideways | ||
11 | is | ||
12 | drunk | ||
13 | thus | ||
14 | if | ||
15 | you | ||
16 | want | ||
17 | to | ||
18 | be | ||
19 | mindful | ||
20 | of | ||
21 | the | ||
22 | movings | ||
23 | of | ||
24 | the | ||
25 | universe | ||
26 | sideways | ||
27 | become | ||
28 | either | ||
29 | drunk | ||
30 | or | ||
31 | sick | ||
32 | by | ||
33 | doing | ||
34 | this | ||
35 | you | ||
36 | remove | ||
37 | yourself | ||
38 | from | ||
39 | the | ||
40 | equation | ||
41 | and | ||
42 | are | ||
43 | able | ||
44 | to | ||
45 | observe | ||
46 | without | ||
47 | being | ||
48 | observed | ||
49 | the | ||
50 | universe | ||
51 | as | ||
52 | it | ||
53 | dances | ||
54 | sideways | ||
55 | drunkenly | ||
56 | shit | ||
57 | wait | ||
58 | the | ||
59 | problem | ||
60 | is | ||
61 | not | ||
62 | that | ||
63 | by | ||
64 | observing | ||
65 | you | ||
66 | are | ||
67 | observed | ||
68 | although | ||
69 | quantum | ||
70 | mechanics | ||
71 | may | ||
72 | disagree1 | ||
73 | because | ||
74 | obviously | ||
75 | dogs | ||
76 | don't | ||
77 | know | ||
78 | we're | ||
79 | observing | ||
80 | them | ||
81 | when | ||
82 | we | ||
83 | watch | ||
84 | them | ||
85 | through | ||
86 | cameras | ||
87 | in | ||
88 | their | ||
89 | little | ||
90 | yard | ||
91 | while | ||
92 | they | ||
93 | play | ||
94 | and | ||
95 | eat | ||
96 | and | ||
97 | poop | ||
98 | who | ||
99 | poops | ||
100 | knowingly | ||
101 | on | ||
102 | camera | ||
103 | the | ||
104 | problem | ||
105 | is | ||
106 | the | ||
107 | actual | ||
108 | act | ||
109 | of | ||
110 | observing | ||
111 | that | ||
112 | distorts | ||
113 | the | ||
114 | world | ||
115 | into | ||
116 | what | ||
117 | we | ||
118 | want | ||
119 | it | ||
120 | to | ||
121 | be | ||
122 | what | ||
123 | i | ||
124 | want | ||
125 | to | ||
126 | know | ||
127 | is | ||
128 | this | ||
129 | why | ||
130 | is | ||
131 | this | ||
132 | necessarily | ||
133 | a | ||
134 | problem | ||
135 | the | ||
136 | dog | ||
137 | is | ||
138 | made | ||
139 | by | ||
140 | mankind | ||
141 | to | ||
142 | frolic | ||
143 | and | ||
144 | poop | ||
145 | and | ||
146 | sniff | ||
147 | and | ||
148 | growl | ||
149 | and | ||
150 | dig | ||
151 | why | ||
152 | cannot | ||
153 | the | ||
154 | man | ||
155 | be | ||
156 | made | ||
157 | to | ||
158 | observe | ||
159 | the | ||
160 | world | ||
161 | incorrectly | ||
162 | around | ||
163 | him | ||
164 | and | ||
165 | worry | ||
166 | about | ||
167 | it | ||
168 | men | ||
169 | have | ||
170 | always | ||
171 | wandered | ||
172 | about | ||
173 | the | ||
174 | earth | ||
175 | does | ||
176 | it | ||
177 | not | ||
178 | make | ||
179 | sense | ||
180 | that | ||
181 | also | ||
182 | they | ||
183 | should | ||
184 | wonder | ||
185 | in | ||
186 | their | ||
187 | minds | ||
188 | what | ||
189 | makes | ||
190 | it | ||
191 | all | ||
192 | work | ||
193 | 2 | ||
194 | in | ||
195 | fact | ||
196 | this | ||
197 | is | ||
198 | the | ||
199 | very | ||
200 | center | ||
201 | of | ||
202 | the | ||
203 | creative | ||
204 | being | ||
205 | the | ||
206 | ability | ||
207 | to | ||
208 | move | ||
209 | sideways | ||
210 | to | ||
211 | dance | ||
212 | with | ||
213 | reality | ||
214 | and | ||
215 | judge | ||
216 | it | ||
217 | as | ||
218 | it | ||
219 | judges | ||
220 | you | ||
221 | much | ||
222 | like | ||
223 | teenagers | ||
224 | at | ||
225 | the | ||
226 | junior | ||
227 | prom | ||
228 | of | ||
229 | course | ||
230 | reality | ||
231 | doesn't | ||
232 | judge | ||
233 | us | ||
234 | back | ||
235 | but | ||
236 | that | ||
237 | doesn't | ||
238 | mean | ||
239 | that | ||
240 | it | ||
241 | doesn't | ||
242 | if | ||
243 | you | ||
244 | think | ||
245 | it's | ||
246 | judging | ||
247 | you | ||
248 | then | ||
249 | observe | ||
250 | in | ||
251 | your | ||
252 | surroundings | ||
253 | your | ||
254 | own | ||
255 | insecurities | ||
256 | it | ||
257 | is | ||
258 | obvious | ||
259 | that | ||
260 | this | ||
261 | way | ||
262 | of | ||
263 | doing | ||
264 | things | ||
265 | is | ||
266 | far | ||
267 | from | ||
268 | vogue | ||
269 | usually | ||
270 | projecting | ||
271 | inner | ||
272 | pain | ||
273 | onto | ||
274 | the | ||
275 | outer | ||
276 | world | ||
277 | is | ||
278 | classified | ||
279 | as | ||
280 | pathology | ||
281 | however | ||
282 | this | ||
283 | is | ||
284 | because | ||
285 | it | ||
286 | is | ||
287 | assumed | ||
288 | that | ||
289 | the | ||
290 | outer | ||
291 | world | ||
292 | is | ||
293 | on | ||
294 | its | ||
295 | own | ||
296 | terms | ||
297 | which | ||
298 | it | ||
299 | obviously | ||
300 | isn't | ||
301 | as | ||
302 | far | ||
303 | as | ||
304 | we | ||
305 | know | ||
306 | it | ||
307 | follows | ||
308 | that | ||
309 | as | ||
310 | there | ||
311 | is | ||
312 | no | ||
313 | backdrop | ||
314 | against | ||
315 | which | ||
316 | to | ||
317 | judge | ||
318 | our | ||
319 | quirks | ||
320 | the | ||
321 | quirks | ||
322 | must | ||
323 | not | ||
324 | exist | ||
325 | thus | ||
326 | all | ||
327 | is | ||
328 | right | ||
329 | with | ||
330 | the | ||
331 | world | ||
332 | least | ||
333 | agreeable | ||
334 | of | ||
335 | all | ||
336 | mechanics | ||
337 | the | ||
338 | cost | ||
339 | to | ||
340 | get | ||
341 | one | ||
342 | quantum | ||
343 | serviced | ||
344 | is | ||
345 | usually | ||
346 | at | ||
347 | least | ||
348 | eight | ||
349 | times | ||
350 | more | ||
351 | expensive | ||
352 | than | ||
353 | the | ||
354 | cost | ||
355 | of | ||
356 | an | ||
357 | average | ||
358 | automobile | ||
359 | tune-up | ||
360 | for | ||
361 | reasons | ||
362 | not | ||
363 | clearly | ||
364 | known | ||
365 | the | ||
366 | quantum | ||
367 | mechanics | ||
368 | themselves | ||
369 | claim | ||
370 | it's | ||
371 | the | ||
372 | smallness | ||
373 | of | ||
374 | their | ||
375 | work | ||
376 | that | ||
377 | justifies | ||
378 | the | ||
379 | price | ||
380 | but | ||
381 | it | ||
382 | doesn't | ||
383 | really | ||
384 | look | ||
385 | like | ||
386 | they're | ||
387 | doing | ||
388 | anything | ||
389 | and | ||
390 | besides | ||
391 | my | ||
392 | quantum | ||
393 | always | ||
394 | seems | ||
395 | to | ||
396 | break | ||
397 | again | ||
398 | within | ||
399 | six | ||
400 | months | ||
401 | maybe | ||
402 | i'm | ||
403 | just | ||
404 | driving | ||
405 | it | ||
406 | too | ||
407 | hard | ||
408 | hezekiah | ||
409 | demanded | ||
410 | i | ||
411 | keep | ||
412 | it | ||
413 | if | ||
414 | he | ||
415 | were | ||
416 | to | ||
417 | continue | ||
418 | the | ||
419 | relation | ||
420 | of | ||
421 | his | ||
422 | prophecy-slash-advice | ||
423 | column | ||