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author | Case Duckworth | 2015-03-06 22:08:20 -0700 |
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committer | Case Duckworth | 2015-03-06 22:08:20 -0700 |
commit | e01ed83975933e4c8eafcda7950db98342ddfd63 (patch) | |
tree | 0739c8cea3fb07b5ee48870ed096b093e33e8c3b /river/purpose-dogs.river | |
parent | Change compile.sh to also compile RIVER files (diff) | |
download | autocento-e01ed83975933e4c8eafcda7950db98342ddfd63.tar.gz autocento-e01ed83975933e4c8eafcda7950db98342ddfd63.zip |
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1 | the | ||
2 | purpose | ||
3 | of | ||
4 | dogs | ||
5 | okay | ||
6 | so | ||
7 | as | ||
8 | we | ||
9 | said | ||
10 | in | ||
11 | the | ||
12 | prelude | ||
13 | there | ||
14 | either | ||
15 | is | ||
16 | or | ||
17 | isn't | ||
18 | a | ||
19 | god | ||
20 | this | ||
21 | has | ||
22 | been | ||
23 | one | ||
24 | of | ||
25 | the | ||
26 | main | ||
27 | past | ||
28 | times | ||
29 | of | ||
30 | humanity | ||
31 | ever | ||
32 | since | ||
33 | since | ||
34 | the | ||
35 | first | ||
36 | man | ||
37 | or | ||
38 | woman | ||
39 | climbed | ||
40 | out | ||
41 | of | ||
42 | whatever | ||
43 | slime | ||
44 | or | ||
45 | swamp | ||
46 | he | ||
47 | thumbed | ||
48 | his | ||
49 | way | ||
50 | out | ||
51 | of | ||
52 | what | ||
53 | humanity | ||
54 | has | ||
55 | failed | ||
56 | to | ||
57 | realize | ||
58 | is | ||
59 | that | ||
60 | an | ||
61 | incredibly | ||
62 | plausible | ||
63 | third | ||
64 | and | ||
65 | heretofore | ||
66 | unknown | ||
67 | hypothesis | ||
68 | also | ||
69 | exists | ||
70 | there | ||
71 | is | ||
72 | a | ||
73 | dog | ||
74 | in | ||
75 | fact | ||
76 | there | ||
77 | are | ||
78 | many | ||
79 | dogs | ||
80 | and | ||
81 | not | ||
82 | only | ||
83 | that | ||
84 | there | ||
85 | are | ||
86 | also | ||
87 | many | ||
88 | types | ||
89 | of | ||
90 | dogs | ||
91 | these | ||
92 | are | ||
93 | called | ||
94 | breeds | ||
95 | and | ||
96 | each | ||
97 | breed | ||
98 | was | ||
99 | created | ||
100 | by | ||
101 | man | ||
102 | in | ||
103 | order | ||
104 | to | ||
105 | fulfill | ||
106 | some | ||
107 | use | ||
108 | that | ||
109 | man | ||
110 | thought | ||
111 | he | ||
112 | needed | ||
113 | some | ||
114 | dogs | ||
115 | are | ||
116 | for | ||
117 | chasing | ||
118 | birds | ||
119 | and | ||
120 | some | ||
121 | are | ||
122 | for | ||
123 | chasing | ||
124 | badgers | ||
125 | some | ||
126 | are | ||
127 | for | ||
128 | laying | ||
129 | in | ||
130 | your | ||
131 | lap | ||
132 | and | ||
133 | being | ||
134 | petted | ||
135 | all | ||
136 | day | ||
137 | some | ||
138 | dogs | ||
139 | don't | ||
140 | seem | ||
141 | to | ||
142 | be | ||
143 | really | ||
144 | for | ||
145 | anything | ||
146 | besides | ||
147 | being | ||
148 | fucking | ||
149 | stupid | ||
150 | and | ||
151 | chewing | ||
152 | up | ||
153 | your | ||
154 | one-of-a-kind | ||
155 | collectible | ||
156 | individually-numbered | ||
157 | king | ||
158 | kong | ||
159 | figurine | ||
160 | from | ||
161 | the | ||
162 | peter | ||
163 | jackson | ||
164 | film | ||
165 | but | ||
166 | the | ||
167 | important | ||
168 | thing | ||
169 | is | ||
170 | and | ||
171 | here | ||
172 | we | ||
173 | go | ||
174 | with | ||
175 | important | ||
176 | things | ||
177 | again | ||
178 | all | ||
179 | dogs | ||
180 | have | ||
181 | been | ||
182 | bred | ||
183 | by | ||
184 | people | ||
185 | for | ||
186 | performing | ||
187 | some | ||
188 | certain | ||
189 | function | ||
190 | that | ||
191 | we | ||
192 | think | ||
193 | is | ||
194 | important | ||
195 | note | ||
196 | just | ||
197 | because | ||
198 | we | ||
199 | think | ||
200 | it's | ||
201 | important | ||
202 | doesn't | ||
203 | mean | ||
204 | it | ||
205 | is | ||
206 | important | ||
207 | but | ||
208 | it | ||
209 | might | ||
210 | as | ||
211 | well | ||
212 | be | ||
213 | because | ||
214 | what | ||
215 | we | ||
216 | as | ||
217 | humans | ||
218 | think | ||
219 | is | ||
220 | important | ||
221 | is | ||
222 | important | ||
223 | but | ||
224 | be | ||
225 | careful | ||
226 | just | ||
227 | because | ||
228 | something's | ||
229 | important | ||
230 | doesn't | ||
231 | mean | ||
232 | it | ||
233 | means | ||
234 | anything | ||
235 | or | ||
236 | that | ||
237 | it | ||
238 | actually | ||
239 | makes | ||
240 | anything | ||
241 | happen | ||
242 | even | ||
243 | though | ||
244 | just | ||
245 | because | ||
246 | something | ||
247 | makes | ||
248 | something | ||
249 | else | ||
250 | happen | ||
251 | doesn't | ||
252 | mean | ||
253 | it's | ||
254 | important | ||
255 | shit | ||
256 | let | ||
257 | me | ||
258 | start | ||
259 | again | ||