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author | Case Duckworth | 2015-03-02 16:46:17 -0700 |
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committer | Case Duckworth | 2015-03-02 16:46:17 -0700 |
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@@ -12,13 +12,13 @@ walk into a bar. One turns to the other and says, \ | |||
12 | "Did you remember to check the end state \ | 12 | "Did you remember to check the end state \ |
13 | of that simulation we were running?" The other \ | 13 | of that simulation we were running?" The other \ |
14 | says, "No, I thought that you did?" To which \ | 14 | says, "No, I thought that you did?" To which \ |
15 | the first replies, "Oh shit, we missed it. \ | 15 | the first replies, "[Oh shit][], we missed it. \ |
16 | I suppose we must do all of this again. Barkeep, | 16 | I suppose we must do all of this again. Barkeep, |
17 | 17 | ||
18 | two beers please." The bartender nods in that way \ | 18 | two beers please." The bartender nods in that way \ |
19 | that bartenders do, pours the two beers, \ | 19 | that bartenders do, pours the two beers, \ |
20 | expertly, by the way, just so, and hands them \ | 20 | expertly, by the way, just so, and hands them \ |
21 | to the first hyperintelligent pandimensional being. \ | 21 | to the first [hyperintelligent pandimensional][] being. \ |
22 | The second one pulls a few singles out of his \ | 22 | The second one pulls a few singles out of his \ |
23 | wallet, places them on the bar, and the pair \ | 23 | wallet, places them on the bar, and the pair \ |
24 | turn around and begin walking toward a table \ | 24 | turn around and begin walking toward a table \ |
@@ -32,13 +32,18 @@ One of them, the one without the beer, breaks \ | |||
32 | the silence by exclaiming, "Oh dear god, I'm \ | 32 | the silence by exclaiming, "Oh dear god, I'm \ |
33 | sorry! I didn't know your prices went up since \ | 33 | sorry! I didn't know your prices went up since \ |
34 | last time. What do I owe you?" The bartender \ | 34 | last time. What do I owe you?" The bartender \ |
35 | says, "Oh, just another dollar-fifty." The being \ | 35 | says, "Oh, just another [dollar][]-fifty." The being \ |
36 | reaches in his back pocket, slides out his \ | 36 | reaches in his back pocket, slides out his \ |
37 | wallet, looks in smiling, and frowns when he sees \ | 37 | wallet, looks in smiling, and frowns when he sees \ |
38 | it's empty. He looks to the other and says, \ | 38 | it's empty. He looks to the other and says, \ |
39 | "You got a buck-fifty I can borrow?" | 39 | "You got a [buck][]-fifty I can borrow?" |
40 | 40 | ||
41 | The second hyperintelligent pandimensional being \ | 41 | The second hyperintelligent pandimensional being \ |
42 | considers this. He sets the beers down \ | 42 | considers this. He sets the beers down \ |
43 | on the table, pulls out his own wallet, opens \ | 43 | on the table, pulls out his own wallet, opens \ |
44 | it, and frowns. "I'm broke too," he says. | 44 | it, and frowns. "I'm broke too," he says. |
45 | |||
46 | [hyperintelligent pandimensional]: http://hitchhikers.wikia.com/wiki/Mice | ||
47 | [Oh shit]: movingsideways.html | ||
48 | [dollar]: 100-lines.html | ||
49 | [buck]: plant.html | ||