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authorCase Duckworth2015-03-25 21:49:45 -0700
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Flatten directory structure
All content files (*.txt, *.html, *.river) are now in /.
I did this to simplify the compilation step, and to make
linking easier.  I'm still thinking about whether I should
move the contents of js/, img/, and lua/ into /, or into
an 'assets' folder of some sort.  We'll see.
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1---
2title: Joke
3id: joke
4genre: prose
5
6project:
7 title: "Buildings out of air: Paul in the Woods"
8 class: paul
9 order: 33
10 next:
11 - title: Stump
12 link: stump
13 - title: Leaf
14 link: leaf
15 prev:
16 - title: Punch
17 link: punch
18 - title: Hymnal
19 link: hymnal
20...
21
22He wrote _**JOKES**_ on the top of a page in his notebook.
23He had run out of notecards and hadn't been able to convince his mother to go to the Office Supply Store for him.
24He left a space underneath it and wrote.
25
26_"[Tell us a joke][]" the listeners say to the clown.
27They have gather together in the clearing because they have heard he would be there, and they have heard he knew very funny jokes that were also true.
28"Tell us a joke that is true" they say._
29
30_The clown does not move from the stump.
31He doesn't move at all.
32The listeners watch, gap-mouthed, as a butterfly lands on his hat.
33A breeze ruffles his coat and the butterfly flies away.
34Hours pass.
35The listeners grow impatient.
36Some begin yelling insults at the clown.
37Eventually, they begin to walk away into the woods._
38
39_The moon [rises][] on the clearing.
40The only people left are the clown and a listener, the [last listener][].
41She has been waiting for the joke a long time.
42The clown opens his mouth and she leans in closer to hear.
43He closes it as a tear falls onto his coat, then another.
44He opens his mouth again in a sob.
45The listener walks over to him and puts a hand on his shoulder._
46
47_"I'm sorry" says the clown.
48"Sorry for what" she asks.
49"I don't know.
50I don't know any jokes."
51He disappears.
52The last listener sits on the log and looks at the sky.
53There are no [stars][]._
54
55[Tell us a joke]: window.html
56[rises]: the-sea_the-beach.html
57[last listener]: listen.html
58[stars]: big-dipper.html