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-tr
-has
-been
-a
-part
-of
-the
-unix
-toolset
-since
-the
-late
-70s
-short
-for
-translate
-or
-transliterate
-tr
-takes
-two
-strings
-as
-arguments
-and
-replaces
-incidences
-of
-the
-first
-with
-the
-second
-while
-reading
-a
-byte
-stream
-it
-also
-supports
-ranges
-of
-characters
-in
-formats
-such
-as
-a-z
-as
-well
-as
-the
-posix-compliant
-alpha
-although
-sed
-has
-more
-options
-and
-features
-for
-a
-quick
-search-and-replace
-tr
-is
-more
-than
-sufficient
-the
-wind
-blows
-hard
-up
-here
-far
-harder
-than
-anywhere
-else
-i've
-been
-i
-wonder
-at
-times
-if
-it
-might
-pick
-me
-up
-like
-an
-angel
-and
-carry
-me
-into
-the
-night
-the
-secret
-to
-truly
-great
-rolls
-is
-mayonnaise
-although
-i
-have
-received
-looks
-of
-disgust
-at
-this
-assertion
-i
-think
-the
-explanation
-is
-enough
-to
-expel
-doubt
-mayonnaise
-includes
-the
-fat
-cream
-and
-egg
-content
-rolls
-need
-to
-be
-any
-good
-plus
-in
-mayonnaise
-they
-come
-premeasured
-and
-perfectly
-blended
-which
-makes
-for
-incredibly
-easy
-and
-delicious
-rolls
-after
-i
-explain
-myself
-the
-looks
-of
-disgust
-usually
-remain
-my
-mother
-used
-to
-make
-me
-mayonnaise
-rolls
-and
-hers
-will
-always
-be
-the
-best
-i
-had
-a
-teacher
-in
-college
-who
-explained
-xenophobia
-as
-mother's
-cooking
-is
-best
-one
-of
-my
-favorite
-fictional
-theories
-is
-the
-shoe
-event
-horizon
-an
-economic
-truth
-which
-states
-that
-as
-a
-society
-progresses
-shoe
-stores
-become
-more
-and
-more
-prevalent
-the
-demand
-for
-shoes
-raises
-slowly
-almost
-imperceptibly
-causing
-shoe
-manufacturers
-to
-make
-more
-and
-cheaper
-shoes
-this
-begins
-a
-vicious
-cycle
-during
-which
-more
-and
-more
-shoes
-are
-made
-more
-and
-more
-cheaply
-causing
-more
-shoes
-to
-be
-bought
-and
-thus
-made
-until
-finally
-the
-society
-reaches
-the
-shoe
-event
-horizon
-this
-is
-the
-point
-at
-which
-it
-becomes
-economically
-impossible
-for
-any
-stores
-but
-shoe
-stores
-to
-exist
-after
-the
-economy
-collapses
-the
-society's
-people
-invariably
-turn
-into
-birds
-never
-to
-touch
-ground
-again
-awk
-is
-often
-used
-as
-a
-command-line
-stream-editing
-tool
-but
-it
-is
-actually
-an
-entire
-interpreted
-language
-it
-supports
-multiple
-variables
-and
-logical
-structuring
-and
-has
-been
-the
-inspiration
-for
-perl
-which
-has
-largely
-replaced
-it
-it
-was
-originally
-written
-in
-1977
-but
-over
-the
-years
-has
-evolved
-with
-multiple
-implementations
-made
-for
-different
-uses
-the
-best
-shoes
-i
-ever
-owned
-were
-franco
-fortinis
-a
-brand
-i
-have
-yet
-to
-find
-anywhere
-else
-sometimes
-i
-wonder
-if
-i
-dreamed
-the
-shoes
-like
-in
-stories
-where
-the
-protagonist
-buys
-a
-powerful
-object
-from
-a
-mysterious
-store
-and
-try
-to
-return
-it
-after
-it
-backfires
-in
-some
-tragic
-way
-only
-to
-find
-the
-spot
-where
-the
-store
-stood
-is
-an
-empty
-lot
-or
-worse
-a
-blank
-brick
-wall
-after
-having
-moved
-to
-arizona
-i
-fear
-i
-will
-forget
-what
-rain
-is
-like
-i
-do
-not
-think
-it
-is
-sandbags
-falling
-on
-the
-body
-and
-i
-believe
-it
-is
-cold
-i
-think
-daredevil
-that
-piss
-of
-a
-film
-has
-endeared
-itself
-to
-me
-forever
-with
-its
-depiction
-of
-rain
-recent
-studies
-have
-proven
-eyewitness
-testimony
-to
-be
-utterly
-unreliable
-it
-turns
-out
-that
-memory
-is
-not
-a
-record
-set
-down
-on
-the
-tablet
-of
-the
-brain
-but
-rather
-a
-series
-of
-impressions
-emotions
-and
-physical
-states
-that
-changes
-even
-with
-access
-one
-of
-my
-students
-is
-having
-a
-hard
-time
-finding
-arguments
-in
-favor
-of
-the
-use
-of
-eyewitness
-testimony
-for
-a
-paper
-this
-is
-how
-obvious
-the
-workings
-of
-memory
-are
-and
-yet
-without
-our
-memory
-we
-are
-nothing
-memory
-is
-the
-tether
-to
-the
-floor
-of
-the
-ocean
-of
-our
-past
-the
-ocean
-is
-our
-collective
-subconscious
-which
-we
-float
-on
-on
-the
-inner
-tube
-of
-individual
-perception
-slathering
-on
-the
-suntan
-lotion
-of
-our
-prejudices
-wearing
-the
-sunglasses
-of
-self-deception
-all
-underneath
-the
-sun
-of
-technology
-the
-seagulls
-of
-death
-circle
-slowly
-calling
-to
-each
-other
-the
-call
-of
-their
-society
-secret
-in
-its
-machinations
-my
-father
-told
-me
-that
-once
-when
-swimming
-a
-rip
-tide
-pulled
-him
-far
-out
-to
-sea
-he
-said
-it
-was
-impossible
-to
-tell
-until
-it
-was
-too
-late
-the
-shore
-simply
-receded
-too
-slowly
-he
-never
-told
-me
-how
-he
-made
-it
-back
-but
-i
-imagine
-him
-bearded
-beached
-coughing
-up
-saltwater
-a
-new
-shipwrecked
-victim
-grep
-is
-a
-basic
-search
-tool
-for
-unix-based
-systems
-it
-has
-a
-robust
-syntax
-though
-i've
-had
-trouble
-remembering
-the
-regex
-nuances
-between
-it
-sed
-s
-and
-perl
-s
-there
-is
-a
-posix
-standard
-but
-no
-one
-follows
-standards
-my
-mother
-loves
-annie
-dillard
-she
-always
-talks
-about
-the
-praying
-mantis
-egg
-case
-scene
-dillard
-could
-never
-find
-a
-praying
-mantis
-egg
-case
-until
-she
-finally
-saw
-one
-by
-accident
-after
-that
-she
-saw
-them
-everywhere
-my
-mother
-showed
-me
-an
-egg
-case
-once
-i
-have
-not
-seen
-one
-since
-my
-friend
-steven
-has
-over
-three
-hundred
-pairs
-of
-shoes
-he
-tells
-me
-his
-goal
-is
-eventually
-to
-obtain
-a
-calendar
-of
-shoes
-and
-wear
-a
-different
-one
-each
-day
-of
-the
-year
-he
-does
-not
-include
-the
-forty
-days
-of
-lent
-however
-he
-goes
-barefoot
-those
-forty
-days