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1tr
2has
3been
4a
5part
6of
7the
8unix
9toolset
10since
11the
12late
1370s
14short
15for
16translate
17or
18transliterate
19tr
20takes
21two
22strings
23as
24arguments
25and
26replaces
27incidences
28of
29the
30first
31with
32the
33second
34while
35reading
36a
37byte
38stream
39it
40also
41supports
42ranges
43of
44characters
45in
46formats
47such
48as
49a-z
50as
51well
52as
53the
54posix-compliant
55alpha
56although
57sed
58has
59more
60options
61and
62features
63for
64a
65quick
66search-and-replace
67tr
68is
69more
70than
71sufficient
72the
73wind
74blows
75hard
76up
77here
78far
79harder
80than
81anywhere
82else
83i've
84been
85i
86wonder
87at
88times
89if
90it
91might
92pick
93me
94up
95like
96an
97angel
98and
99carry
100me
101into
102the
103night
104the
105secret
106to
107truly
108great
109rolls
110is
111mayonnaise
112although
113i
114have
115received
116looks
117of
118disgust
119at
120this
121assertion
122i
123think
124the
125explanation
126is
127enough
128to
129expel
130doubt
131mayonnaise
132includes
133the
134fat
135cream
136and
137egg
138content
139rolls
140need
141to
142be
143any
144good
145plus
146in
147mayonnaise
148they
149come
150premeasured
151and
152perfectly
153blended
154which
155makes
156for
157incredibly
158easy
159and
160delicious
161rolls
162after
163i
164explain
165myself
166the
167looks
168of
169disgust
170usually
171remain
172my
173mother
174used
175to
176make
177me
178mayonnaise
179rolls
180and
181hers
182will
183always
184be
185the
186best
187i
188had
189a
190teacher
191in
192college
193who
194explained
195xenophobia
196as
197mother's
198cooking
199is
200best
201one
202of
203my
204favorite
205fictional
206theories
207is
208the
209shoe
210event
211horizon
212an
213economic
214truth
215which
216states
217that
218as
219a
220society
221progresses
222shoe
223stores
224become
225more
226and
227more
228prevalent
229the
230demand
231for
232shoes
233raises
234slowly
235almost
236imperceptibly
237causing
238shoe
239manufacturers
240to
241make
242more
243and
244cheaper
245shoes
246this
247begins
248a
249vicious
250cycle
251during
252which
253more
254and
255more
256shoes
257are
258made
259more
260and
261more
262cheaply
263causing
264more
265shoes
266to
267be
268bought
269and
270thus
271made
272until
273finally
274the
275society
276reaches
277the
278shoe
279event
280horizon
281this
282is
283the
284point
285at
286which
287it
288becomes
289economically
290impossible
291for
292any
293stores
294but
295shoe
296stores
297to
298exist
299after
300the
301economy
302collapses
303the
304society's
305people
306invariably
307turn
308into
309birds
310never
311to
312touch
313ground
314again
315awk
316is
317often
318used
319as
320a
321command-line
322stream-editing
323tool
324but
325it
326is
327actually
328an
329entire
330interpreted
331language
332it
333supports
334multiple
335variables
336and
337logical
338structuring
339and
340has
341been
342the
343inspiration
344for
345perl
346which
347has
348largely
349replaced
350it
351it
352was
353originally
354written
355in
3561977
357but
358over
359the
360years
361has
362evolved
363with
364multiple
365implementations
366made
367for
368different
369uses
370the
371best
372shoes
373i
374ever
375owned
376were
377franco
378fortinis
379a
380brand
381i
382have
383yet
384to
385find
386anywhere
387else
388sometimes
389i
390wonder
391if
392i
393dreamed
394the
395shoes
396like
397in
398stories
399where
400the
401protagonist
402buys
403a
404powerful
405object
406from
407a
408mysterious
409store
410and
411try
412to
413return
414it
415after
416it
417backfires
418in
419some
420tragic
421way
422only
423to
424find
425the
426spot
427where
428the
429store
430stood
431is
432an
433empty
434lot
435or
436worse
437a
438blank
439brick
440wall
441after
442having
443moved
444to
445arizona
446i
447fear
448i
449will
450forget
451what
452rain
453is
454like
455i
456don't
457think
458it's
459sandbags
460falling
461on
462the
463body
464and
465i
466believe
467it
468is
469cold
470i
471think
472daredevil
473that
474piss
475of
476a
477film
478has
479endeared
480itself
481to
482me
483forever
484with
485its
486depiction
487of
488rain
489recent
490studies
491have
492proven
493eyewitness
494testimony
495to
496be
497utterly
498unreliable
499it
500turns
501out
502that
503memory
504is
505not
506a
507record
508set
509down
510on
511the
512tablet
513of
514the
515brain
516but
517rather
518a
519series
520of
521impressions
522emotions
523and
524physical
525states
526that
527changes
528even
529with
530access
531one
532of
533my
534students
535is
536having
537a
538hard
539time
540finding
541arguments
542in
543favor
544of
545the
546use
547of
548eyewitness
549testimony
550for
551a
552paper
553this
554is
555how
556obvious
557the
558workings
559of
560memory
561are
562and
563yet
564without
565our
566memory
567we
568are
569nothing
570memory
571is
572the
573tether
574to
575the
576floor
577of
578the
579ocean
580of
581our
582past
583the
584ocean
585is
586our
587collective
588subconscious
589which
590we
591float
592on
593on
594the
595inner
596tube
597of
598individual
599perception
600slathering
601on
602the
603suntan
604lotion
605of
606our
607prejudices
608wearing
609the
610sunglasses
611of
612self-deception
613all
614underneath
615the
616sun
617of
618technology
619the
620seagulls
621of
622death
623circle
624slowly
625calling
626to
627each
628other
629the
630call
631of
632their
633society
634secret
635in
636its
637machinations
638my
639father
640told
641me
642that
643once
644when
645swimming
646a
647rip
648tide
649pulled
650him
651far
652out
653to
654sea
655he
656said
657it
658was
659impossible
660to
661tell
662until
663it
664was
665too
666late
667the
668shore
669simply
670receded
671too
672slowly
673he
674never
675told
676me
677how
678he
679made
680it
681back
682but
683i
684imagine
685him
686bearded
687beached
688coughing
689up
690saltwater
691a
692new
693shipwrecked
694victim
695grep
696is
697a
698basic
699search
700tool
701for
702unix-based
703systems
704it
705has
706a
707robust
708syntax
709though
710i've
711had
712trouble
713remembering
714the
715regex
716nuances
717between
718it
719sed
720s
721and
722perl
723s
724there
725is
726a
727posix
728standard
729but
730no
731one
732follows
733standards
734my
735mother
736loves
737annie
738dillard
739she
740always
741talks
742about
743the
744praying
745mantis
746egg
747case
748scene
749dillard
750could
751never
752find
753a
754praying
755mantis
756egg
757case
758until
759she
760finally
761saw
762one
763by
764accident
765after
766that
767she
768saw
769them
770everywhere
771my
772mother
773showed
774me
775an
776egg
777case
778once
779i
780haven't
781seen
782one
783since
784my
785friend
786steven
787has
788over
789three
790hundred
791pairs
792of
793shoes
794he
795tells
796me
797his
798goal
799is
800eventually
801to
802obtain
803a
804calendar
805of
806shoes
807and
808wear
809a
810different
811one
812each
813day
814of
815the
816year
817he
818doesn't
819include
820the
821forty
822days
823of
824lent
825however
826he
827goes
828barefoot
829those
830forty
831days