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1so
2two
3hyperintelligent
4pandimensional
5beings
6walk
7into
8a
9bar
10one
11turns
12to
13the
14other
15and
16says
17did
18you
19remember
20to
21check
22the
23end
24state
25of
26that
27simulation
28we
29were
30running
31the
32other
33says
34no
35i
36thought
37that
38you
39did
40to
41which
42the
43first
44replies
45oh
46shit
47we
48missed
49it
50i
51suppose
52we
53must
54do
55all
56of
57this
58again
59barkeep
60two
61beers
62please
63the
64bartender
65nods
66in
67that
68way
69that
70bartenders
71do
72pours
73the
74two
75beers
76expertly
77by
78the
79way
80just
81so
82and
83hands
84them
85to
86the
87first
88hyperintelligent
89pandimensional
90being
91the
92second
93one
94pulls
95a
96few
97singles
98out
99of
100his
101wallet
102places
103them
104on
105the
106bar
107and
108the
109pair
110turn
111around
112and
113begin
114walking
115toward
116a
117table
118in
119the
120middle
121of
122the
123mostly-empty
124bar
125the
126bar
127tender
128picks
129up
130the
131money
132fans
133it
134out
135frowns
136and
137calls
138to
139his
140patrons
141backs
142hey
143this
144is
145not
146enough
147the
148two
149turn
150around
151simultan
152eously
153with
154parity
155and
156stare
157at
158him
159a
160beat
161one
162of
163them
164the
165one
166without
167the
168beer
169breaks
170the
171silence
172by
173exclaiming
174oh
175dear
176god
177i'm
178sorry
179i
180did
181not
182know
183your
184prices
185went
186up
187since
188last
189time
190what
191do
192i
193owe
194you
195the
196bartender
197says
198oh
199just
200another
201dollar-fifty
202the
203being
204reaches
205in
206his
207back
208pocket
209slides
210out
211his
212wallet
213looks
214in
215smiling
216and
217frowns
218when
219he
220sees
221it
222is
223empty
224he
225looks
226to
227the
228other
229and
230says
231you
232got
233a
234buck-fifty
235i
236can
237borrow
238the
239second
240hyperintelligent
241pandimensional
242being
243considers
244this
245he
246sets
247the
248beers
249down
250on
251the
252table
253pulls
254out
255his
256own
257wallet
258opens
259it
260and
261frowns
262i'm
263broke
264too
265he
266says