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+so
+two
+hyperintelligent
+pandimensional
+beings
+walk
+into
+a
+bar
+one
+turns
+to
+the
+other
+and
+says
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+remember
+to
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+were
+running
+the
+other
+says
+no
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+thought
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+you
+did
+to
+which
+the
+first
+replies
+oh
+shit
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+missed
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+suppose
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+all
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+barkeep
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+beers
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+nods
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+just
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+and
+hands
+them
+to
+the
+first
+hyperintelligent
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+being
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+second
+one
+pulls
+a
+few
+singles
+out
+of
+his
+wallet
+places
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+on
+the
+bar
+and
+the
+pair
+turn
+around
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+table
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+to
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+isn't
+enough
+the
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+exclaiming
+oh
+dear
+god
+i'm
+sorry
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+didn't
+know
+your
+prices
+went
+up
+since
+last
+time
+what
+do
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+owe
+you
+the
+bartender
+says
+oh
+just
+another
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+reaches
+in
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+out
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+looks
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+empty
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+looks
+to
+the
+other
+and
+says
+you
+got
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+buck-fifty
+i
+can
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+second
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+down
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+table
+pulls
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+his
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+wallet
+opens
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+and
+frowns
+i'm
+broke
+too
+he
+says