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1 | he | ||
2 | wrote | ||
3 | jokes | ||
4 | on | ||
5 | the | ||
6 | top | ||
7 | of | ||
8 | a | ||
9 | page | ||
10 | in | ||
11 | his | ||
12 | notebook | ||
13 | he | ||
14 | had | ||
15 | run | ||
16 | out | ||
17 | of | ||
18 | notecards | ||
19 | and | ||
20 | had | ||
21 | not | ||
22 | been | ||
23 | able | ||
24 | to | ||
25 | convince | ||
26 | his | ||
27 | mother | ||
28 | to | ||
29 | go | ||
30 | to | ||
31 | the | ||
32 | office | ||
33 | supply | ||
34 | store | ||
35 | for | ||
36 | him | ||
37 | he | ||
38 | left | ||
39 | a | ||
40 | space | ||
41 | underneath | ||
42 | it | ||
43 | and | ||
44 | wrote | ||
45 | tell | ||
46 | us | ||
47 | a | ||
48 | joke | ||
49 | the | ||
50 | listeners | ||
51 | say | ||
52 | to | ||
53 | the | ||
54 | clown | ||
55 | they | ||
56 | have | ||
57 | gather | ||
58 | together | ||
59 | in | ||
60 | the | ||
61 | clearing | ||
62 | because | ||
63 | they | ||
64 | have | ||
65 | heard | ||
66 | he | ||
67 | would | ||
68 | be | ||
69 | there | ||
70 | and | ||
71 | they | ||
72 | have | ||
73 | heard | ||
74 | he | ||
75 | knew | ||
76 | very | ||
77 | funny | ||
78 | jokes | ||
79 | that | ||
80 | were | ||
81 | also | ||
82 | true | ||
83 | tell | ||
84 | us | ||
85 | a | ||
86 | joke | ||
87 | that | ||
88 | is | ||
89 | true | ||
90 | they | ||
91 | say | ||
92 | the | ||
93 | clown | ||
94 | does | ||
95 | not | ||
96 | move | ||
97 | from | ||
98 | the | ||
99 | stump | ||
100 | he | ||
101 | does | ||
102 | not | ||
103 | move | ||
104 | at | ||
105 | all | ||
106 | the | ||
107 | listeners | ||
108 | watch | ||
109 | gap-mouthed | ||
110 | as | ||
111 | a | ||
112 | butterfly | ||
113 | lands | ||
114 | on | ||
115 | his | ||
116 | hat | ||
117 | a | ||
118 | breeze | ||
119 | ruffles | ||
120 | his | ||
121 | coat | ||
122 | and | ||
123 | the | ||
124 | butterfly | ||
125 | flies | ||
126 | away | ||
127 | hours | ||
128 | pass | ||
129 | the | ||
130 | listeners | ||
131 | grow | ||
132 | impatient | ||
133 | some | ||
134 | begin | ||
135 | yelling | ||
136 | insults | ||
137 | at | ||
138 | the | ||
139 | clown | ||
140 | eventually | ||
141 | they | ||
142 | begin | ||
143 | to | ||
144 | walk | ||
145 | away | ||
146 | into | ||
147 | the | ||
148 | woods | ||
149 | the | ||
150 | moon | ||
151 | rises | ||
152 | on | ||
153 | the | ||
154 | clearing | ||
155 | the | ||
156 | only | ||
157 | people | ||
158 | left | ||
159 | are | ||
160 | the | ||
161 | clown | ||
162 | and | ||
163 | a | ||
164 | listener | ||
165 | the | ||
166 | last | ||
167 | listener | ||
168 | she | ||
169 | has | ||
170 | been | ||
171 | waiting | ||
172 | for | ||
173 | the | ||
174 | joke | ||
175 | a | ||
176 | long | ||
177 | time | ||
178 | the | ||
179 | clown | ||
180 | opens | ||
181 | his | ||
182 | mouth | ||
183 | and | ||
184 | she | ||
185 | leans | ||
186 | in | ||
187 | closer | ||
188 | to | ||
189 | hear | ||
190 | he | ||
191 | closes | ||
192 | it | ||
193 | as | ||
194 | a | ||
195 | tear | ||
196 | falls | ||
197 | onto | ||
198 | his | ||
199 | coat | ||
200 | then | ||
201 | another | ||
202 | he | ||
203 | opens | ||
204 | his | ||
205 | mouth | ||
206 | again | ||
207 | in | ||
208 | a | ||
209 | sob | ||
210 | the | ||
211 | listener | ||
212 | walks | ||
213 | over | ||
214 | to | ||
215 | him | ||
216 | and | ||
217 | puts | ||
218 | a | ||
219 | hand | ||
220 | on | ||
221 | his | ||
222 | shoulder | ||
223 | i'm | ||
224 | sorry | ||
225 | says | ||
226 | the | ||
227 | clown | ||
228 | sorry | ||
229 | for | ||
230 | what | ||
231 | she | ||
232 | asks | ||
233 | i | ||
234 | do | ||
235 | not | ||
236 | know | ||
237 | i | ||
238 | do | ||
239 | not | ||
240 | know | ||
241 | any | ||
242 | jokes | ||
243 | he | ||
244 | disappears | ||
245 | the | ||
246 | last | ||
247 | listener | ||
248 | sits | ||
249 | on | ||
250 | the | ||
251 | log | ||
252 | and | ||
253 | looks | ||
254 | at | ||
255 | the | ||
256 | sky | ||
257 | there | ||
258 | are | ||
259 | no | ||
260 | stars | ||