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1 | he | ||
2 | wrote | ||
3 | jokes | ||
4 | on | ||
5 | the | ||
6 | top | ||
7 | of | ||
8 | a | ||
9 | page | ||
10 | in | ||
11 | his | ||
12 | notebook | ||
13 | he | ||
14 | had | ||
15 | run | ||
16 | out | ||
17 | of | ||
18 | notecards | ||
19 | and | ||
20 | hadn't | ||
21 | been | ||
22 | able | ||
23 | to | ||
24 | convince | ||
25 | his | ||
26 | mother | ||
27 | to | ||
28 | go | ||
29 | to | ||
30 | the | ||
31 | office | ||
32 | supply | ||
33 | store | ||
34 | for | ||
35 | him | ||
36 | he | ||
37 | left | ||
38 | a | ||
39 | space | ||
40 | underneath | ||
41 | it | ||
42 | and | ||
43 | wrote | ||
44 | tell | ||
45 | us | ||
46 | a | ||
47 | joke | ||
48 | the | ||
49 | listeners | ||
50 | say | ||
51 | to | ||
52 | the | ||
53 | clown | ||
54 | they | ||
55 | have | ||
56 | gather | ||
57 | together | ||
58 | in | ||
59 | the | ||
60 | clearing | ||
61 | because | ||
62 | they | ||
63 | have | ||
64 | heard | ||
65 | he | ||
66 | would | ||
67 | be | ||
68 | there | ||
69 | and | ||
70 | they | ||
71 | have | ||
72 | heard | ||
73 | he | ||
74 | knew | ||
75 | very | ||
76 | funny | ||
77 | jokes | ||
78 | that | ||
79 | were | ||
80 | also | ||
81 | true | ||
82 | tell | ||
83 | us | ||
84 | a | ||
85 | joke | ||
86 | that | ||
87 | is | ||
88 | true | ||
89 | they | ||
90 | say | ||
91 | the | ||
92 | clown | ||
93 | does | ||
94 | not | ||
95 | move | ||
96 | from | ||
97 | the | ||
98 | stump | ||
99 | he | ||
100 | doesn't | ||
101 | move | ||
102 | at | ||
103 | all | ||
104 | the | ||
105 | listeners | ||
106 | watch | ||
107 | gap-mouthed | ||
108 | as | ||
109 | a | ||
110 | butterfly | ||
111 | lands | ||
112 | on | ||
113 | his | ||
114 | hat | ||
115 | a | ||
116 | breeze | ||
117 | ruffles | ||
118 | his | ||
119 | coat | ||
120 | and | ||
121 | the | ||
122 | butterfly | ||
123 | flies | ||
124 | away | ||
125 | hours | ||
126 | pass | ||
127 | the | ||
128 | listeners | ||
129 | grow | ||
130 | impatient | ||
131 | some | ||
132 | begin | ||
133 | yelling | ||
134 | insults | ||
135 | at | ||
136 | the | ||
137 | clown | ||
138 | eventually | ||
139 | they | ||
140 | begin | ||
141 | to | ||
142 | walk | ||
143 | away | ||
144 | into | ||
145 | the | ||
146 | woods | ||
147 | the | ||
148 | moon | ||
149 | rises | ||
150 | on | ||
151 | the | ||
152 | clearing | ||
153 | the | ||
154 | only | ||
155 | people | ||
156 | left | ||
157 | are | ||
158 | the | ||
159 | clown | ||
160 | and | ||
161 | a | ||
162 | listener | ||
163 | the | ||
164 | last | ||
165 | listener | ||
166 | she | ||
167 | has | ||
168 | been | ||
169 | waiting | ||
170 | for | ||
171 | the | ||
172 | joke | ||
173 | a | ||
174 | long | ||
175 | time | ||
176 | the | ||
177 | clown | ||
178 | opens | ||
179 | his | ||
180 | mouth | ||
181 | and | ||
182 | she | ||
183 | leans | ||
184 | in | ||
185 | closer | ||
186 | to | ||
187 | hear | ||
188 | he | ||
189 | closes | ||
190 | it | ||
191 | as | ||
192 | a | ||
193 | tear | ||
194 | falls | ||
195 | onto | ||
196 | his | ||
197 | coat | ||
198 | then | ||
199 | another | ||
200 | he | ||
201 | opens | ||
202 | his | ||
203 | mouth | ||
204 | again | ||
205 | in | ||
206 | a | ||
207 | sob | ||
208 | the | ||
209 | listener | ||
210 | walks | ||
211 | over | ||
212 | to | ||
213 | him | ||
214 | and | ||
215 | puts | ||
216 | a | ||
217 | hand | ||
218 | on | ||
219 | his | ||
220 | shoulder | ||
221 | i'm | ||
222 | sorry | ||
223 | says | ||
224 | the | ||
225 | clown | ||
226 | sorry | ||
227 | for | ||
228 | what | ||
229 | she | ||
230 | asks | ||
231 | i | ||
232 | don't | ||
233 | know | ||
234 | i | ||
235 | don't | ||
236 | know | ||
237 | any | ||
238 | jokes | ||
239 | he | ||
240 | disappears | ||
241 | the | ||
242 | last | ||
243 | listener | ||
244 | sits | ||
245 | on | ||
246 | the | ||
247 | log | ||
248 | and | ||
249 | looks | ||
250 | at | ||
251 | the | ||
252 | sky | ||
253 | there | ||
254 | are | ||
255 | no | ||
256 | stars | ||