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-the
-definition
-of
-happiness
-is
-doing
-stuff
-that
-you
-really
-like
-that
-stuff
-can
-be
-eating
-soup
-going
-to
-the
-bathroom
-walking
-the
-dog
-playing
-dungeons
-and
-dragons
-whatever
-keeps
-your
-mind
-off
-the
-fact
-that
-you're
-so
-goddamn
-unhappy
-all
-the
-time
-that
-incidentally
-is
-the
-definition
-of
-like
-that
-feeling
-you
-get
-when
-you
-forget
-how
-miserable
-you
-are
-for
-just
-a
-little
-bit
-thus
-people
-like
-doing
-stuff
-they
-like
-all
-the
-time
-as
-often
-as
-possible
-because
-if
-they
-remember
-how
-horrible
-they
-really
-feel
-at
-not
-having
-a
-background
-to
-put
-themselves
-against
-they
-will
-want
-to
-hurt
-themselves
-and
-those
-around
-them
-the
-funny
-thing
-is
-that
-something
-we
-people
-really
-like
-to
-do
-is
-hurt
-ourselves
-and
-those
-around
-us
-we
-do
-this
-by
-thinking
-other
-people
-are
-more
-unhappy
-than
-we
-are
-we
-convince
-themselves
-that
-we
-are
-truly
-happy
-ecstatic
-even
-while
-they
-merely
-plod
-around
-life
-half-heartedly
-or
-if
-they're
-lucky
-incorrectly
-we
-take
-it
-upon
-ourselves
-seeing
-as
-we
-are
-so
-happy
-and
-can
-spare
-a
-little
-bit
-of
-happiness
-to
-help
-them
-become
-happy
-as
-well
-we
-fail
-to
-realize
-that
-the
-people
-will
-probably
-not
-appreciate
-our
-thinking
-that
-we're
-better
-than
-they
-are
-somehow
-for
-that
-is
-what
-we
-do
-even
-if
-we
-do
-not
-mean
-it
-we
-forget
-that
-we
-are
-also
-unhappy
-and
-that
-we
-are
-just
-doing
-things
-we
-like
-in
-order
-to
-cheer
-ourselves
-up
-a
-little
-bit
-which
-really
-means
-that
-this
-cheering
-is
-working
-but
-there
-is
-such
-a
-thing
-as
-working
-too
-well
-so
-in
-a
-sense
-what
-i'm
-doing
-here
-is
-cheering
-myself
-up
-by
-reminding
-you
-that
-you
-are
-unhappy
-i'm
-trying
-to
-keep
-you
-honest
-in
-your
-unhappiness
-and
-i
-admit
-this
-is
-usually
-called
-a
-dick
-move
-in
-fact
-the
-best
-way
-to
-overcome
-happy-hungering
-this
-is
-the
-term
-as
-i
-dub
-it
-is
-commit
-as
-many
-dick
-moves
-as
-possible
-to
-keep
-people
-remembering
-that
-unhappiness
-abounds
-if
-you
-see
-someone
-smiling
-like
-a
-little
-dog
-who
-knows
-it
-is
-about
-to
-get
-pet
-or
-get
-a
-treat
-or
-go
-to
-the
-vet
-to
-donate
-doggy
-sperm
-smile
-back
-grin
-toothily
-a
-little
-too
-toothily
-for
-a
-little
-too
-long
-their
-smile
-will
-start
-to
-fade
-if
-you're
-doing
-it
-right
-saunter
-to
-them
-slide
-as
-if
-you're
-an
-olympic
-quality
-ice-skater
-as
-if
-you're
-a
-really
-good
-bowler
-who
-knows
-he's
-playing
-against
-twelve
-year
-olds
-and'll
-win
-by
-a
-hundred
-get
-really
-close
-far
-too
-close
-for
-what
-most
-people
-would
-call
-comfort
-and
-remind
-them
-of
-how
-awful
-life
-can
-be
-i
-really
-like
-your
-shirt
-really
-only
-children
-chained
-to
-looms
-can
-get
-that
-tight
-of
-a
-weave
-you
-can
-say
-or
-you're
-not
-really
-going
-to
-recycle
-that
-coffee
-cup
-are
-you
-they
-will
-probably
-get
-angry
-but
-that's
-what's
-supposed
-to
-happen
-by
-making
-dick
-moves
-you
-can
-overcome
-what
-may
-be
-the
-biggest
-evil
-on
-this
-earth
-happy-hungering