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1a
2dog
3moving
4sideways
5is
6sick
7a
8man
9moving
10sideways
11is
12drunk
13thus
14if
15you
16want
17to
18be
19mindful
20of
21the
22movings
23of
24the
25universe
26sideways
27become
28either
29drunk
30or
31sick
32by
33doing
34this
35you
36remove
37yourself
38from
39the
40equation
41and
42are
43able
44to
45observe
46without
47being
48observed
49the
50universe
51as
52it
53dances
54sideways
55drunkenly
56shit
57wait
58the
59problem
60is
61not
62that
63by
64observing
65you
66are
67observed
68although
69quantum
70mechanics
71may
72disagree1
73because
74obviously
75dogs
76do
77not
78know
79we're
80observing
81them
82when
83we
84watch
85them
86through
87cameras
88in
89their
90little
91yard
92while
93they
94play
95and
96eat
97and
98poop
99who
100poops
101knowingly
102on
103camera
104the
105problem
106is
107the
108actual
109act
110of
111observing
112that
113distorts
114the
115world
116into
117what
118we
119want
120it
121to
122be
123what
124i
125want
126to
127know
128is
129this
130why
131is
132this
133necessarily
134a
135problem
136the
137dog
138is
139made
140by
141mankind
142to
143frolic
144and
145poop
146and
147sniff
148and
149growl
150and
151dig
152why
153cannot
154the
155man
156be
157made
158to
159observe
160the
161world
162incorrectly
163around
164him
165and
166worry
167about
168it
169men
170have
171always
172wandered
173about
174the
175earth
176does
177it
178not
179make
180sense
181that
182also
183they
184should
185wonder
186in
187their
188minds
189what
190makes
191it
192all
193work
1942
195in
196fact
197this
198is
199the
200very
201center
202of
203the
204creative
205being
206the
207ability
208to
209move
210sideways
211to
212dance
213with
214reality
215and
216judge
217it
218as
219it
220judges
221you
222much
223like
224teenagers
225at
226the
227junior
228prom
229of
230course
231reality
232does
233not
234judge
235us
236back
237but
238that
239does
240not
241mean
242that
243it
244does
245not
246if
247you
248think
249it
250is
251judging
252you
253then
254observe
255in
256your
257surroundings
258your
259own
260insecurities
261it
262is
263obvious
264that
265this
266way
267of
268doing
269things
270is
271far
272from
273vogue
274usually
275projecting
276inner
277pain
278onto
279the
280outer
281world
282is
283classified
284as
285pathology
286however
287this
288is
289because
290it
291is
292assumed
293that
294the
295outer
296world
297is
298on
299its
300own
301terms
302which
303it
304obviously
305is
306not
307as
308far
309as
310we
311know
312it
313follows
314that
315as
316there
317is
318no
319backdrop
320against
321which
322to
323judge
324our
325quirks
326the
327quirks
328must
329not
330exist
331thus
332all
333is
334right
335with
336the
337world
338least
339agreeable
340of
341all
342mechanics
343the
344cost
345to
346get
347one
348quantum
349serviced
350is
351usually
352at
353least
354eight
355times
356more
357expensive
358than
359the
360cost
361of
362an
363average
364automobile
365tune-up
366for
367reasons
368not
369clearly
370known
371the
372quantum
373mechanics
374themselves
375claim
376it
377is
378the
379smallness
380of
381their
382work
383that
384justifies
385the
386price
387but
388it
389does
390not
391really
392look
393like
394they're
395doing
396anything
397and
398besides
399my
400quantum
401always
402seems
403to
404break
405again
406within
407six
408months
409maybe
410i'm
411just
412driving
413it
414too
415hard
416hezekiah
417demanded
418i
419keep
420it
421if
422he
423were
424to
425continue
426the
427relation
428of
429his
430prophecy-slash-advice
431column