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1 | a | ||
2 | dog | ||
3 | moving | ||
4 | sideways | ||
5 | is | ||
6 | sick | ||
7 | a | ||
8 | man | ||
9 | moving | ||
10 | sideways | ||
11 | is | ||
12 | drunk | ||
13 | thus | ||
14 | if | ||
15 | you | ||
16 | want | ||
17 | to | ||
18 | be | ||
19 | mindful | ||
20 | of | ||
21 | the | ||
22 | movings | ||
23 | of | ||
24 | the | ||
25 | universe | ||
26 | sideways | ||
27 | become | ||
28 | either | ||
29 | drunk | ||
30 | or | ||
31 | sick | ||
32 | by | ||
33 | doing | ||
34 | this | ||
35 | you | ||
36 | remove | ||
37 | yourself | ||
38 | from | ||
39 | the | ||
40 | equation | ||
41 | and | ||
42 | are | ||
43 | able | ||
44 | to | ||
45 | observe | ||
46 | without | ||
47 | being | ||
48 | observed | ||
49 | the | ||
50 | universe | ||
51 | as | ||
52 | it | ||
53 | dances | ||
54 | sideways | ||
55 | drunkenly | ||
56 | shit | ||
57 | wait | ||
58 | the | ||
59 | problem | ||
60 | is | ||
61 | not | ||
62 | that | ||
63 | by | ||
64 | observing | ||
65 | you | ||
66 | are | ||
67 | observed | ||
68 | although | ||
69 | quantum | ||
70 | mechanics | ||
71 | may | ||
72 | disagree1 | ||
73 | because | ||
74 | obviously | ||
75 | dogs | ||
76 | do | ||
77 | not | ||
78 | know | ||
79 | we're | ||
80 | observing | ||
81 | them | ||
82 | when | ||
83 | we | ||
84 | watch | ||
85 | them | ||
86 | through | ||
87 | cameras | ||
88 | in | ||
89 | their | ||
90 | little | ||
91 | yard | ||
92 | while | ||
93 | they | ||
94 | play | ||
95 | and | ||
96 | eat | ||
97 | and | ||
98 | poop | ||
99 | who | ||
100 | poops | ||
101 | knowingly | ||
102 | on | ||
103 | camera | ||
104 | the | ||
105 | problem | ||
106 | is | ||
107 | the | ||
108 | actual | ||
109 | act | ||
110 | of | ||
111 | observing | ||
112 | that | ||
113 | distorts | ||
114 | the | ||
115 | world | ||
116 | into | ||
117 | what | ||
118 | we | ||
119 | want | ||
120 | it | ||
121 | to | ||
122 | be | ||
123 | what | ||
124 | i | ||
125 | want | ||
126 | to | ||
127 | know | ||
128 | is | ||
129 | this | ||
130 | why | ||
131 | is | ||
132 | this | ||
133 | necessarily | ||
134 | a | ||
135 | problem | ||
136 | the | ||
137 | dog | ||
138 | is | ||
139 | made | ||
140 | by | ||
141 | mankind | ||
142 | to | ||
143 | frolic | ||
144 | and | ||
145 | poop | ||
146 | and | ||
147 | sniff | ||
148 | and | ||
149 | growl | ||
150 | and | ||
151 | dig | ||
152 | why | ||
153 | cannot | ||
154 | the | ||
155 | man | ||
156 | be | ||
157 | made | ||
158 | to | ||
159 | observe | ||
160 | the | ||
161 | world | ||
162 | incorrectly | ||
163 | around | ||
164 | him | ||
165 | and | ||
166 | worry | ||
167 | about | ||
168 | it | ||
169 | men | ||
170 | have | ||
171 | always | ||
172 | wandered | ||
173 | about | ||
174 | the | ||
175 | earth | ||
176 | does | ||
177 | it | ||
178 | not | ||
179 | make | ||
180 | sense | ||
181 | that | ||
182 | also | ||
183 | they | ||
184 | should | ||
185 | wonder | ||
186 | in | ||
187 | their | ||
188 | minds | ||
189 | what | ||
190 | makes | ||
191 | it | ||
192 | all | ||
193 | work | ||
194 | 2 | ||
195 | in | ||
196 | fact | ||
197 | this | ||
198 | is | ||
199 | the | ||
200 | very | ||
201 | center | ||
202 | of | ||
203 | the | ||
204 | creative | ||
205 | being | ||
206 | the | ||
207 | ability | ||
208 | to | ||
209 | move | ||
210 | sideways | ||
211 | to | ||
212 | dance | ||
213 | with | ||
214 | reality | ||
215 | and | ||
216 | judge | ||
217 | it | ||
218 | as | ||
219 | it | ||
220 | judges | ||
221 | you | ||
222 | much | ||
223 | like | ||
224 | teenagers | ||
225 | at | ||
226 | the | ||
227 | junior | ||
228 | prom | ||
229 | of | ||
230 | course | ||
231 | reality | ||
232 | does | ||
233 | not | ||
234 | judge | ||
235 | us | ||
236 | back | ||
237 | but | ||
238 | that | ||
239 | does | ||
240 | not | ||
241 | mean | ||
242 | that | ||
243 | it | ||
244 | does | ||
245 | not | ||
246 | if | ||
247 | you | ||
248 | think | ||
249 | it | ||
250 | is | ||
251 | judging | ||
252 | you | ||
253 | then | ||
254 | observe | ||
255 | in | ||
256 | your | ||
257 | surroundings | ||
258 | your | ||
259 | own | ||
260 | insecurities | ||
261 | it | ||
262 | is | ||
263 | obvious | ||
264 | that | ||
265 | this | ||
266 | way | ||
267 | of | ||
268 | doing | ||
269 | things | ||
270 | is | ||
271 | far | ||
272 | from | ||
273 | vogue | ||
274 | usually | ||
275 | projecting | ||
276 | inner | ||
277 | pain | ||
278 | onto | ||
279 | the | ||
280 | outer | ||
281 | world | ||
282 | is | ||
283 | classified | ||
284 | as | ||
285 | pathology | ||
286 | however | ||
287 | this | ||
288 | is | ||
289 | because | ||
290 | it | ||
291 | is | ||
292 | assumed | ||
293 | that | ||
294 | the | ||
295 | outer | ||
296 | world | ||
297 | is | ||
298 | on | ||
299 | its | ||
300 | own | ||
301 | terms | ||
302 | which | ||
303 | it | ||
304 | obviously | ||
305 | is | ||
306 | not | ||
307 | as | ||
308 | far | ||
309 | as | ||
310 | we | ||
311 | know | ||
312 | it | ||
313 | follows | ||
314 | that | ||
315 | as | ||
316 | there | ||
317 | is | ||
318 | no | ||
319 | backdrop | ||
320 | against | ||
321 | which | ||
322 | to | ||
323 | judge | ||
324 | our | ||
325 | quirks | ||
326 | the | ||
327 | quirks | ||
328 | must | ||
329 | not | ||
330 | exist | ||
331 | thus | ||
332 | all | ||
333 | is | ||
334 | right | ||
335 | with | ||
336 | the | ||
337 | world | ||
338 | least | ||
339 | agreeable | ||
340 | of | ||
341 | all | ||
342 | mechanics | ||
343 | the | ||
344 | cost | ||
345 | to | ||
346 | get | ||
347 | one | ||
348 | quantum | ||
349 | serviced | ||
350 | is | ||
351 | usually | ||
352 | at | ||
353 | least | ||
354 | eight | ||
355 | times | ||
356 | more | ||
357 | expensive | ||
358 | than | ||
359 | the | ||
360 | cost | ||
361 | of | ||
362 | an | ||
363 | average | ||
364 | automobile | ||
365 | tune-up | ||
366 | for | ||
367 | reasons | ||
368 | not | ||
369 | clearly | ||
370 | known | ||
371 | the | ||
372 | quantum | ||
373 | mechanics | ||
374 | themselves | ||
375 | claim | ||
376 | it | ||
377 | is | ||
378 | the | ||
379 | smallness | ||
380 | of | ||
381 | their | ||
382 | work | ||
383 | that | ||
384 | justifies | ||
385 | the | ||
386 | price | ||
387 | but | ||
388 | it | ||
389 | does | ||
390 | not | ||
391 | really | ||
392 | look | ||
393 | like | ||
394 | they're | ||
395 | doing | ||
396 | anything | ||
397 | and | ||
398 | besides | ||
399 | my | ||
400 | quantum | ||
401 | always | ||
402 | seems | ||
403 | to | ||
404 | break | ||
405 | again | ||
406 | within | ||
407 | six | ||
408 | months | ||
409 | maybe | ||
410 | i'm | ||
411 | just | ||
412 | driving | ||
413 | it | ||
414 | too | ||
415 | hard | ||
416 | hezekiah | ||
417 | demanded | ||
418 | i | ||
419 | keep | ||
420 | it | ||
421 | if | ||
422 | he | ||
423 | were | ||
424 | to | ||
425 | continue | ||
426 | the | ||
427 | relation | ||
428 | of | ||
429 | his | ||
430 | prophecy-slash-advice | ||
431 | column | ||