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1 | the | ||
2 | problem | ||
3 | with | ||
4 | people | ||
5 | is | ||
6 | this | ||
7 | we | ||
8 | cannot | ||
9 | be | ||
10 | happy | ||
11 | no | ||
12 | matter | ||
13 | how | ||
14 | hard | ||
15 | or | ||
16 | easy | ||
17 | we | ||
18 | try | ||
19 | it | ||
20 | is | ||
21 | not | ||
22 | to | ||
23 | be | ||
24 | it | ||
25 | seems | ||
26 | sometimes | ||
27 | that | ||
28 | just | ||
29 | as | ||
30 | the | ||
31 | dog | ||
32 | was | ||
33 | made | ||
34 | for | ||
35 | jumping | ||
36 | in | ||
37 | mud | ||
38 | and | ||
39 | sniffing | ||
40 | out | ||
41 | foxholes | ||
42 | and | ||
43 | having | ||
44 | a | ||
45 | good | ||
46 | time | ||
47 | all | ||
48 | around | ||
49 | man | ||
50 | was | ||
51 | made | ||
52 | for | ||
53 | sadness | ||
54 | loneliness | ||
55 | and | ||
56 | heartache | ||
57 | being | ||
58 | the | ||
59 | observant | ||
60 | and | ||
61 | judgmental | ||
62 | people | ||
63 | they | ||
64 | are | ||
65 | people | ||
66 | have | ||
67 | for | ||
68 | a | ||
69 | long | ||
70 | time | ||
71 | tried | ||
72 | to | ||
73 | figure | ||
74 | out | ||
75 | why | ||
76 | they | ||
77 | aren't | ||
78 | happy | ||
79 | some | ||
80 | say | ||
81 | it's | ||
82 | because | ||
83 | we're | ||
84 | obviously | ||
85 | doing | ||
86 | something | ||
87 | wrong | ||
88 | some | ||
89 | say | ||
90 | it's | ||
91 | because | ||
92 | we | ||
93 | think | ||
94 | too | ||
95 | much | ||
96 | some | ||
97 | insist | ||
98 | that | ||
99 | it's | ||
100 | because | ||
101 | other | ||
102 | people | ||
103 | have | ||
104 | more | ||
105 | stuff | ||
106 | than | ||
107 | we | ||
108 | do | ||
109 | these | ||
110 | people | ||
111 | don't | ||
112 | have | ||
113 | a | ||
114 | clue | ||
115 | any | ||
116 | more | ||
117 | than | ||
118 | any | ||
119 | of | ||
120 | the | ||
121 | rest | ||
122 | of | ||
123 | us | ||
124 | at | ||
125 | least | ||
126 | i | ||
127 | don't | ||
128 | think | ||
129 | they | ||
130 | do | ||
131 | and | ||
132 | that's | ||
133 | good | ||
134 | enough | ||
135 | for | ||
136 | me | ||
137 | 1 | ||
138 | i | ||
139 | think | ||
140 | that | ||
141 | the | ||
142 | reason | ||
143 | why | ||
144 | people | ||
145 | are | ||
146 | unhappy | ||
147 | and | ||
148 | this | ||
149 | is | ||
150 | a | ||
151 | personal | ||
152 | opinion | ||
153 | is | ||
154 | that | ||
155 | they | ||
156 | realize | ||
157 | on | ||
158 | some | ||
159 | level | ||
160 | for | ||
161 | some | ||
162 | it's | ||
163 | a | ||
164 | pretty | ||
165 | shallow | ||
166 | level | ||
167 | others | ||
168 | it's | ||
169 | way | ||
170 | down | ||
171 | there | ||
172 | next | ||
173 | to | ||
174 | their | ||
175 | love | ||
176 | for | ||
177 | women's | ||
178 | stockings2 | ||
179 | that | ||
180 | there | ||
181 | is | ||
182 | no | ||
183 | background | ||
184 | to | ||
185 | put | ||
186 | themselves | ||
187 | against | ||
188 | no | ||
189 | big | ||
190 | picture | ||
191 | to | ||
192 | get | ||
193 | painted | ||
194 | into | ||
195 | this | ||
196 | makes | ||
197 | sense | ||
198 | because | ||
199 | on | ||
200 | one | ||
201 | level | ||
202 | the | ||
203 | level | ||
204 | of | ||
205 | everyday | ||
206 | life | ||
207 | the | ||
208 | level | ||
209 | of | ||
210 | observation | ||
211 | there | ||
212 | is | ||
213 | always | ||
214 | a | ||
215 | background | ||
216 | look | ||
217 | in | ||
218 | a | ||
219 | pair | ||
220 | of | ||
221 | binoculars | ||
222 | sometime | ||
223 | but | ||
224 | on | ||
225 | another | ||
226 | level | ||
227 | that | ||
228 | of | ||
229 | shit | ||
230 | wait | ||
231 | there | ||
232 | are | ||
233 | no | ||
234 | other | ||
235 | levels | ||
236 | 3 | ||
237 | what's | ||
238 | more | ||
239 | people | ||
240 | try | ||
241 | to | ||
242 | explain | ||
243 | how | ||
244 | to | ||
245 | get | ||
246 | happy | ||
247 | again | ||
248 | although | ||
249 | it's | ||
250 | doubtful | ||
251 | they | ||
252 | were | ||
253 | ever | ||
254 | happy | ||
255 | in | ||
256 | the | ||
257 | first | ||
258 | place | ||
259 | people | ||
260 | are | ||
261 | very | ||
262 | good | ||
263 | at | ||
264 | fooling | ||
265 | some | ||
266 | say | ||
267 | standing | ||
268 | or | ||
269 | sitting | ||
270 | in | ||
271 | a | ||
272 | building | ||
273 | with | ||
274 | a | ||
275 | lot | ||
276 | of | ||
277 | other | ||
278 | unhappy | ||
279 | people | ||
280 | helps | ||
281 | some | ||
282 | say | ||
283 | that | ||
284 | you | ||
285 | can't | ||
286 | stop | ||
287 | there | ||
288 | you | ||
289 | also | ||
290 | need | ||
291 | to | ||
292 | sing | ||
293 | with | ||
294 | those | ||
295 | other | ||
296 | unhappy | ||
297 | people | ||
298 | about | ||
299 | how | ||
300 | unhappy | ||
301 | you | ||
302 | are | ||
303 | and | ||
304 | how | ||
305 | you | ||
306 | wish | ||
307 | someone | ||
308 | would | ||
309 | come | ||
310 | along | ||
311 | and | ||
312 | help | ||
313 | you | ||
314 | out | ||
315 | i | ||
316 | guess | ||
317 | by | ||
318 | giving | ||
319 | you | ||
320 | money | ||
321 | or | ||
322 | something | ||
323 | i | ||
324 | say | ||
325 | all | ||
326 | you | ||
327 | really | ||
328 | need | ||
329 | to | ||
330 | be | ||
331 | happy | ||
332 | is | ||
333 | a | ||
334 | good | ||
335 | stiff | ||
336 | drink | ||
337 | 4 | ||
338 | in | ||
339 | any | ||
340 | case | ||
341 | people | ||
342 | have | ||
343 | for | ||
344 | some | ||
345 | reason | ||
346 | or | ||
347 | another | ||
348 | and | ||
349 | to | ||
350 | some | ||
351 | end | ||
352 | or | ||
353 | another | ||
354 | always | ||
355 | been | ||
356 | unhappy | ||
357 | and | ||
358 | people | ||
359 | have | ||
360 | always | ||
361 | tried | ||
362 | to | ||
363 | figure | ||
364 | out | ||
365 | ways | ||
366 | to | ||
367 | be | ||
368 | less | ||
369 | unhappy | ||
370 | one | ||
371 | of | ||
372 | the | ||
373 | most | ||
374 | important | ||
375 | things | ||
376 | to | ||
377 | people | ||
378 | everywhere | ||
379 | is | ||
380 | called | ||
381 | the | ||
382 | pursuit | ||
383 | of | ||
384 | happiness | ||
385 | i | ||
386 | think | ||
387 | that | ||
388 | calling | ||
389 | it | ||
390 | a | ||
391 | pursuit | ||
392 | makes | ||
393 | people | ||
394 | feel | ||
395 | more | ||
396 | like | ||
397 | dogs | ||
398 | who | ||
399 | are | ||
400 | the | ||
401 | most | ||
402 | happy | ||
403 | beings | ||
404 | most | ||
405 | people | ||
406 | can | ||
407 | think | ||
408 | of | ||
409 | by | ||
410 | pursuing | ||
411 | happiness | ||
412 | they're | ||
413 | like | ||
414 | a | ||
415 | dog | ||
416 | pursuing | ||
417 | a | ||
418 | possum | ||
419 | or | ||
420 | a | ||
421 | bone | ||
422 | on | ||
423 | a | ||
424 | fishing | ||
425 | rod | ||
426 | two | ||
427 | activities | ||
428 | that | ||
429 | sound | ||
430 | like | ||
431 | a | ||
432 | lot | ||
433 | of | ||
434 | fun | ||
435 | to | ||
436 | most | ||
437 | people | ||
438 | i | ||
439 | think | ||
440 | most | ||
441 | people | ||
442 | wish | ||
443 | they | ||
444 | were | ||
445 | dogs | ||
446 | mankind | ||
447 | it | ||
448 | should | ||
449 | be | ||
450 | noted | ||
451 | that | ||
452 | he | ||
453 | is | ||
454 | an | ||
455 | alcoholic | ||
456 | and | ||
457 | not | ||
458 | in | ||
459 | any | ||
460 | shape | ||
461 | to | ||
462 | be | ||
463 | an | ||
464 | example | ||
465 | to | ||
466 | anyone | ||
467 | here | ||
468 | referenced | ||
469 | yes | ||
470 | this | ||
471 | is | ||
472 | just | ||
473 | like | ||
474 | super | ||
475 | mario | ||
476 | brothers | ||
477 | you | ||
478 | can | ||
479 | skip | ||
480 | right | ||
481 | to | ||
482 | the | ||
483 | end | ||
484 | go | ||
485 | and | ||
486 | face | ||
487 | the | ||
488 | final | ||
489 | boss | ||
490 | already | ||