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1 | okay | ||
2 | so | ||
3 | as | ||
4 | we | ||
5 | said | ||
6 | in | ||
7 | the | ||
8 | prelude | ||
9 | there | ||
10 | either | ||
11 | is | ||
12 | or | ||
13 | is | ||
14 | not | ||
15 | a | ||
16 | god | ||
17 | this | ||
18 | has | ||
19 | been | ||
20 | one | ||
21 | of | ||
22 | the | ||
23 | main | ||
24 | past | ||
25 | times | ||
26 | of | ||
27 | humanity | ||
28 | ever | ||
29 | since | ||
30 | since | ||
31 | the | ||
32 | first | ||
33 | man | ||
34 | or | ||
35 | woman | ||
36 | climbed | ||
37 | out | ||
38 | of | ||
39 | whatever | ||
40 | slime | ||
41 | or | ||
42 | swamp | ||
43 | he | ||
44 | thumbed | ||
45 | his | ||
46 | way | ||
47 | out | ||
48 | of | ||
49 | what | ||
50 | humanity | ||
51 | has | ||
52 | failed | ||
53 | to | ||
54 | realize | ||
55 | is | ||
56 | that | ||
57 | an | ||
58 | incredibly | ||
59 | plausible | ||
60 | third | ||
61 | and | ||
62 | heretofore | ||
63 | unknown | ||
64 | hypothesis | ||
65 | also | ||
66 | exists | ||
67 | there | ||
68 | is | ||
69 | a | ||
70 | dog | ||
71 | in | ||
72 | fact | ||
73 | there | ||
74 | are | ||
75 | many | ||
76 | dogs | ||
77 | and | ||
78 | not | ||
79 | only | ||
80 | that | ||
81 | there | ||
82 | are | ||
83 | also | ||
84 | many | ||
85 | types | ||
86 | of | ||
87 | dogs | ||
88 | these | ||
89 | are | ||
90 | called | ||
91 | breeds | ||
92 | and | ||
93 | each | ||
94 | breed | ||
95 | was | ||
96 | created | ||
97 | by | ||
98 | man | ||
99 | in | ||
100 | order | ||
101 | to | ||
102 | fulfill | ||
103 | some | ||
104 | use | ||
105 | that | ||
106 | man | ||
107 | thought | ||
108 | he | ||
109 | needed | ||
110 | some | ||
111 | dogs | ||
112 | are | ||
113 | for | ||
114 | chasing | ||
115 | birds | ||
116 | and | ||
117 | some | ||
118 | are | ||
119 | for | ||
120 | chasing | ||
121 | badgers | ||
122 | some | ||
123 | are | ||
124 | for | ||
125 | laying | ||
126 | in | ||
127 | your | ||
128 | lap | ||
129 | and | ||
130 | being | ||
131 | petted | ||
132 | all | ||
133 | day | ||
134 | some | ||
135 | dogs | ||
136 | do | ||
137 | not | ||
138 | seem | ||
139 | to | ||
140 | be | ||
141 | really | ||
142 | for | ||
143 | anything | ||
144 | besides | ||
145 | being | ||
146 | fucking | ||
147 | stupid | ||
148 | and | ||
149 | chewing | ||
150 | up | ||
151 | your | ||
152 | one-of-a-kind | ||
153 | collectible | ||
154 | individually-numbered | ||
155 | king | ||
156 | kong | ||
157 | figurine | ||
158 | from | ||
159 | the | ||
160 | peter | ||
161 | jackson | ||
162 | film | ||
163 | but | ||
164 | the | ||
165 | important | ||
166 | thing | ||
167 | is | ||
168 | and | ||
169 | here | ||
170 | we | ||
171 | go | ||
172 | with | ||
173 | important | ||
174 | things | ||
175 | again | ||
176 | all | ||
177 | dogs | ||
178 | have | ||
179 | been | ||
180 | bred | ||
181 | by | ||
182 | people | ||
183 | for | ||
184 | performing | ||
185 | some | ||
186 | certain | ||
187 | function | ||
188 | that | ||
189 | we | ||
190 | think | ||
191 | is | ||
192 | important | ||
193 | note | ||
194 | just | ||
195 | because | ||
196 | we | ||
197 | think | ||
198 | it | ||
199 | is | ||
200 | important | ||
201 | does | ||
202 | not | ||
203 | mean | ||
204 | it | ||
205 | is | ||
206 | important | ||
207 | but | ||
208 | it | ||
209 | might | ||
210 | as | ||
211 | well | ||
212 | be | ||
213 | because | ||
214 | what | ||
215 | we | ||
216 | as | ||
217 | humans | ||
218 | think | ||
219 | is | ||
220 | important | ||
221 | is | ||
222 | important | ||
223 | but | ||
224 | be | ||
225 | careful | ||
226 | just | ||
227 | because | ||
228 | something's | ||
229 | important | ||
230 | does | ||
231 | not | ||
232 | mean | ||
233 | it | ||
234 | means | ||
235 | anything | ||
236 | or | ||
237 | that | ||
238 | it | ||
239 | actually | ||
240 | makes | ||
241 | anything | ||
242 | happen | ||
243 | even | ||
244 | though | ||
245 | just | ||
246 | because | ||
247 | something | ||
248 | makes | ||
249 | something | ||
250 | else | ||
251 | happen | ||
252 | does | ||
253 | not | ||
254 | mean | ||
255 | it | ||
256 | is | ||
257 | important | ||
258 | shit | ||
259 | let | ||
260 | me | ||
261 | start | ||
262 | again | ||