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2 | title: The purpose of dogs | ||
3 | genre: prose | ||
4 | |||
5 | project: | ||
6 | title: Book of Hezekiah | ||
7 | css: hezekiah | ||
8 | order: 2 | ||
9 | next: | ||
10 | title: Philosophy | ||
11 | link: philosophy | ||
12 | prev: | ||
13 | title: Prelude | ||
14 | link: prelude | ||
15 | ... | ||
16 | |||
17 | Okay, so as we said in [the Prelude][], there either is or isn't a God. This | ||
18 | has been one of the main past times of humanity, ever since ... since the | ||
19 | first man (or woman) climbed out of whatever slime or swamp he thumbed his way | ||
20 | out of. What humanity has failed to realize is that an incredibly plausible | ||
21 | third, and heretofore unknown, hypothesis also exists: There is a dog. | ||
22 | |||
23 | In fact, there are many dogs, and not only that. There are also many types of | ||
24 | dogs; these are called breeds, and each breed was created by man in order to | ||
25 | fulfill some use that man thought he needed. Some dogs are for chasing birds, | ||
26 | and some are for chasing badgers. Some are for laying in your lap and being | ||
27 | petted all day. Some dogs don't seem to be really for anything, besides being | ||
28 | fucking stupid and chewing up your one-of-a-kind collectible | ||
29 | individually-numbered King Kong figurine from the Peter Jackson film. But the | ||
30 | important thing is, (and here we go with important things again) all dogs have | ||
31 | been bred by people for performing some certain function that we think is | ||
32 | important. | ||
33 | |||
34 | Note: *Just because we think it's important doesn't mean it is | ||
35 | important.* But it might as well be, because what we as humans think is | ||
36 | important is important. But be careful! just because something's important | ||
37 | doesn't mean it means anything, or that it actually makes anything happen. | ||
38 | Even though just because something makes something else happen doesn't mean | ||
39 | it's important. [Shit][]. Let me start again. | ||
40 | |||
41 | [the Prelude]: prelude.html | ||
42 | [Shit]: feedingtheraven.html | ||