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1 | creation | ||
2 | myth | ||
3 | so | ||
4 | two | ||
5 | hyperintelligent | ||
6 | pandimensional | ||
7 | beings | ||
8 | walk | ||
9 | into | ||
10 | a | ||
11 | bar | ||
12 | one | ||
13 | turns | ||
14 | to | ||
15 | the | ||
16 | other | ||
17 | and | ||
18 | says | ||
19 | did | ||
20 | you | ||
21 | remember | ||
22 | to | ||
23 | check | ||
24 | the | ||
25 | end | ||
26 | state | ||
27 | of | ||
28 | that | ||
29 | simulation | ||
30 | we | ||
31 | were | ||
32 | running | ||
33 | the | ||
34 | other | ||
35 | says | ||
36 | no | ||
37 | i | ||
38 | thought | ||
39 | that | ||
40 | you | ||
41 | did | ||
42 | to | ||
43 | which | ||
44 | the | ||
45 | first | ||
46 | replies | ||
47 | oh | ||
48 | shit | ||
49 | we | ||
50 | missed | ||
51 | it | ||
52 | i | ||
53 | suppose | ||
54 | we | ||
55 | must | ||
56 | do | ||
57 | all | ||
58 | of | ||
59 | this | ||
60 | again | ||
61 | barkeep | ||
62 | two | ||
63 | beers | ||
64 | please | ||
65 | the | ||
66 | bartender | ||
67 | nods | ||
68 | in | ||
69 | that | ||
70 | way | ||
71 | that | ||
72 | bartenders | ||
73 | do | ||
74 | pours | ||
75 | the | ||
76 | two | ||
77 | beers | ||
78 | expertly | ||
79 | by | ||
80 | the | ||
81 | way | ||
82 | just | ||
83 | so | ||
84 | and | ||
85 | hands | ||
86 | them | ||
87 | to | ||
88 | the | ||
89 | first | ||
90 | hyperintelligent | ||
91 | pandimensional | ||
92 | being | ||
93 | the | ||
94 | second | ||
95 | one | ||
96 | pulls | ||
97 | a | ||
98 | few | ||
99 | singles | ||
100 | out | ||
101 | of | ||
102 | his | ||
103 | wallet | ||
104 | places | ||
105 | them | ||
106 | on | ||
107 | the | ||
108 | bar | ||
109 | and | ||
110 | the | ||
111 | pair | ||
112 | turn | ||
113 | around | ||
114 | and | ||
115 | begin | ||
116 | walking | ||
117 | toward | ||
118 | a | ||
119 | table | ||
120 | in | ||
121 | the | ||
122 | middle | ||
123 | of | ||
124 | the | ||
125 | mostly-empty | ||
126 | bar | ||
127 | the | ||
128 | bar | ||
129 | tender | ||
130 | picks | ||
131 | up | ||
132 | the | ||
133 | money | ||
134 | fans | ||
135 | it | ||
136 | out | ||
137 | frowns | ||
138 | and | ||
139 | calls | ||
140 | to | ||
141 | his | ||
142 | patrons | ||
143 | backs | ||
144 | hey | ||
145 | this | ||
146 | isn't | ||
147 | enough | ||
148 | the | ||
149 | two | ||
150 | turn | ||
151 | around | ||
152 | simultan | ||
153 | eously | ||
154 | with | ||
155 | parity | ||
156 | and | ||
157 | stare | ||
158 | at | ||
159 | him | ||
160 | a | ||
161 | beat | ||
162 | one | ||
163 | of | ||
164 | them | ||
165 | the | ||
166 | one | ||
167 | without | ||
168 | the | ||
169 | beer | ||
170 | breaks | ||
171 | the | ||
172 | silence | ||
173 | by | ||
174 | exclaiming | ||
175 | oh | ||
176 | dear | ||
177 | god | ||
178 | i'm | ||
179 | sorry | ||
180 | i | ||
181 | didn't | ||
182 | know | ||
183 | your | ||
184 | prices | ||
185 | went | ||
186 | up | ||
187 | since | ||
188 | last | ||
189 | time | ||
190 | what | ||
191 | do | ||
192 | i | ||
193 | owe | ||
194 | you | ||
195 | the | ||
196 | bartender | ||
197 | says | ||
198 | oh | ||
199 | just | ||
200 | another | ||
201 | dollar-fifty | ||
202 | the | ||
203 | being | ||
204 | reaches | ||
205 | in | ||
206 | his | ||
207 | back | ||
208 | |||
209 | slides | ||
210 | out | ||
211 | his | ||
212 | wallet | ||
213 | looks | ||
214 | in | ||
215 | smiling | ||
216 | and | ||
217 | frowns | ||
218 | when | ||
219 | he | ||
220 | sees | ||
221 | it's | ||
222 | empty | ||
223 | he | ||
224 | looks | ||
225 | to | ||
226 | the | ||
227 | other | ||
228 | and | ||
229 | says | ||
230 | you | ||
231 | got | ||
232 | a | ||
233 | buck-fifty | ||
234 | i | ||
235 | can | ||
236 | borrow | ||
237 | the | ||
238 | second | ||
239 | hyperintelligent | ||
240 | pandimensional | ||
241 | being | ||
242 | considers | ||
243 | this | ||
244 | he | ||
245 | sets | ||
246 | the | ||
247 | beers | ||
248 | down | ||
249 | on | ||
250 | the | ||
251 | table | ||
252 | pulls | ||
253 | out | ||
254 | his | ||
255 | own | ||
256 | wallet | ||
257 | opens | ||
258 | it | ||
259 | and | ||
260 | frowns | ||
261 | i'm | ||
262 | broke | ||
263 | too | ||
264 | he | ||
265 | says | ||