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1 | so | ||
2 | two | ||
3 | hyperintelligent | ||
4 | pandimensional | ||
5 | beings | ||
6 | walk | ||
7 | into | ||
8 | a | ||
9 | bar | ||
10 | one | ||
11 | turns | ||
12 | to | ||
13 | the | ||
14 | other | ||
15 | and | ||
16 | says | ||
17 | did | ||
18 | you | ||
19 | remember | ||
20 | to | ||
21 | check | ||
22 | the | ||
23 | end | ||
24 | state | ||
25 | of | ||
26 | that | ||
27 | simulation | ||
28 | we | ||
29 | were | ||
30 | running | ||
31 | the | ||
32 | other | ||
33 | says | ||
34 | no | ||
35 | i | ||
36 | thought | ||
37 | that | ||
38 | you | ||
39 | did | ||
40 | to | ||
41 | which | ||
42 | the | ||
43 | first | ||
44 | replies | ||
45 | oh | ||
46 | shit | ||
47 | we | ||
48 | missed | ||
49 | it | ||
50 | i | ||
51 | suppose | ||
52 | we | ||
53 | must | ||
54 | do | ||
55 | all | ||
56 | of | ||
57 | this | ||
58 | again | ||
59 | barkeep | ||
60 | two | ||
61 | beers | ||
62 | please | ||
63 | the | ||
64 | bartender | ||
65 | nods | ||
66 | in | ||
67 | that | ||
68 | way | ||
69 | that | ||
70 | bartenders | ||
71 | do | ||
72 | pours | ||
73 | the | ||
74 | two | ||
75 | beers | ||
76 | expertly | ||
77 | by | ||
78 | the | ||
79 | way | ||
80 | just | ||
81 | so | ||
82 | and | ||
83 | hands | ||
84 | them | ||
85 | to | ||
86 | the | ||
87 | first | ||
88 | hyperintelligent | ||
89 | pandimensional | ||
90 | being | ||
91 | the | ||
92 | second | ||
93 | one | ||
94 | pulls | ||
95 | a | ||
96 | few | ||
97 | singles | ||
98 | out | ||
99 | of | ||
100 | his | ||
101 | wallet | ||
102 | places | ||
103 | them | ||
104 | on | ||
105 | the | ||
106 | bar | ||
107 | and | ||
108 | the | ||
109 | pair | ||
110 | turn | ||
111 | around | ||
112 | and | ||
113 | begin | ||
114 | walking | ||
115 | toward | ||
116 | a | ||
117 | table | ||
118 | in | ||
119 | the | ||
120 | middle | ||
121 | of | ||
122 | the | ||
123 | mostly-empty | ||
124 | bar | ||
125 | the | ||
126 | bar | ||
127 | tender | ||
128 | picks | ||
129 | up | ||
130 | the | ||
131 | money | ||
132 | fans | ||
133 | it | ||
134 | out | ||
135 | frowns | ||
136 | and | ||
137 | calls | ||
138 | to | ||
139 | his | ||
140 | patrons | ||
141 | backs | ||
142 | hey | ||
143 | this | ||
144 | isn't | ||
145 | enough | ||
146 | the | ||
147 | two | ||
148 | turn | ||
149 | around | ||
150 | simultan | ||
151 | eously | ||
152 | with | ||
153 | parity | ||
154 | and | ||
155 | stare | ||
156 | at | ||
157 | him | ||
158 | a | ||
159 | beat | ||
160 | one | ||
161 | of | ||
162 | them | ||
163 | the | ||
164 | one | ||
165 | without | ||
166 | the | ||
167 | beer | ||
168 | breaks | ||
169 | the | ||
170 | silence | ||
171 | by | ||
172 | exclaiming | ||
173 | oh | ||
174 | dear | ||
175 | god | ||
176 | i'm | ||
177 | sorry | ||
178 | i | ||
179 | didn't | ||
180 | know | ||
181 | your | ||
182 | prices | ||
183 | went | ||
184 | up | ||
185 | since | ||
186 | last | ||
187 | time | ||
188 | what | ||
189 | do | ||
190 | i | ||
191 | owe | ||
192 | you | ||
193 | the | ||
194 | bartender | ||
195 | says | ||
196 | oh | ||
197 | just | ||
198 | another | ||
199 | dollar-fifty | ||
200 | the | ||
201 | being | ||
202 | reaches | ||
203 | in | ||
204 | his | ||
205 | back | ||
206 | |||
207 | slides | ||
208 | out | ||
209 | his | ||
210 | wallet | ||
211 | looks | ||
212 | in | ||
213 | smiling | ||
214 | and | ||
215 | frowns | ||
216 | when | ||
217 | he | ||
218 | sees | ||
219 | it's | ||
220 | empty | ||
221 | he | ||
222 | looks | ||
223 | to | ||
224 | the | ||
225 | other | ||
226 | and | ||
227 | says | ||
228 | you | ||
229 | got | ||
230 | a | ||
231 | buck-fifty | ||
232 | i | ||
233 | can | ||
234 | borrow | ||
235 | the | ||
236 | second | ||
237 | hyperintelligent | ||
238 | pandimensional | ||
239 | being | ||
240 | considers | ||
241 | this | ||
242 | he | ||
243 | sets | ||
244 | the | ||
245 | beers | ||
246 | down | ||
247 | on | ||
248 | the | ||
249 | table | ||
250 | pulls | ||
251 | out | ||
252 | his | ||
253 | own | ||
254 | wallet | ||
255 | opens | ||
256 | it | ||
257 | and | ||
258 | frowns | ||
259 | i'm | ||
260 | broke | ||
261 | too | ||
262 | he | ||
263 | says | ||