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1 | liking | ||
2 | things | ||
3 | the | ||
4 | definition | ||
5 | of | ||
6 | happiness | ||
7 | is | ||
8 | doing | ||
9 | stuff | ||
10 | that | ||
11 | you | ||
12 | really | ||
13 | like | ||
14 | that | ||
15 | stuff | ||
16 | can | ||
17 | be | ||
18 | eating | ||
19 | soup | ||
20 | going | ||
21 | to | ||
22 | the | ||
23 | bathroom | ||
24 | walking | ||
25 | the | ||
26 | dog | ||
27 | playing | ||
28 | dungeons | ||
29 | and | ||
30 | dragons | ||
31 | whatever | ||
32 | keeps | ||
33 | your | ||
34 | mind | ||
35 | off | ||
36 | the | ||
37 | fact | ||
38 | that | ||
39 | you're | ||
40 | so | ||
41 | goddamn | ||
42 | unhappy | ||
43 | all | ||
44 | the | ||
45 | time | ||
46 | that | ||
47 | incidentally | ||
48 | is | ||
49 | the | ||
50 | definition | ||
51 | of | ||
52 | like | ||
53 | that | ||
54 | feeling | ||
55 | you | ||
56 | get | ||
57 | when | ||
58 | you | ||
59 | forget | ||
60 | how | ||
61 | miserable | ||
62 | you | ||
63 | are | ||
64 | for | ||
65 | just | ||
66 | a | ||
67 | little | ||
68 | bit | ||
69 | thus | ||
70 | people | ||
71 | like | ||
72 | doing | ||
73 | stuff | ||
74 | they | ||
75 | like | ||
76 | all | ||
77 | the | ||
78 | time | ||
79 | as | ||
80 | often | ||
81 | as | ||
82 | possible | ||
83 | because | ||
84 | if | ||
85 | they | ||
86 | remember | ||
87 | how | ||
88 | horrible | ||
89 | they | ||
90 | really | ||
91 | feel | ||
92 | at | ||
93 | not | ||
94 | having | ||
95 | a | ||
96 | background | ||
97 | to | ||
98 | put | ||
99 | themselves | ||
100 | against | ||
101 | they | ||
102 | will | ||
103 | want | ||
104 | to | ||
105 | hurt | ||
106 | themselves | ||
107 | and | ||
108 | those | ||
109 | around | ||
110 | them | ||
111 | the | ||
112 | funny | ||
113 | thing | ||
114 | is | ||
115 | that | ||
116 | something | ||
117 | we | ||
118 | people | ||
119 | really | ||
120 | like | ||
121 | to | ||
122 | do | ||
123 | is | ||
124 | hurt | ||
125 | ourselves | ||
126 | and | ||
127 | those | ||
128 | around | ||
129 | us | ||
130 | we | ||
131 | do | ||
132 | this | ||
133 | by | ||
134 | thinking | ||
135 | other | ||
136 | people | ||
137 | are | ||
138 | more | ||
139 | unhappy | ||
140 | than | ||
141 | we | ||
142 | are | ||
143 | we | ||
144 | convince | ||
145 | themselves | ||
146 | that | ||
147 | we | ||
148 | are | ||
149 | truly | ||
150 | happy | ||
151 | ecstatic | ||
152 | even | ||
153 | while | ||
154 | they | ||
155 | merely | ||
156 | plod | ||
157 | around | ||
158 | life | ||
159 | half-heartedly | ||
160 | or | ||
161 | if | ||
162 | they're | ||
163 | lucky | ||
164 | incorrectly | ||
165 | we | ||
166 | take | ||
167 | it | ||
168 | upon | ||
169 | ourselves | ||
170 | seeing | ||
171 | as | ||
172 | we | ||
173 | are | ||
174 | so | ||
175 | happy | ||
176 | and | ||
177 | can | ||
178 | spare | ||
179 | a | ||
180 | little | ||
181 | bit | ||
182 | of | ||
183 | happiness | ||
184 | to | ||
185 | help | ||
186 | them | ||
187 | become | ||
188 | happy | ||
189 | as | ||
190 | well | ||
191 | we | ||
192 | fail | ||
193 | to | ||
194 | realize | ||
195 | that | ||
196 | the | ||
197 | people | ||
198 | will | ||
199 | probably | ||
200 | not | ||
201 | appreciate | ||
202 | our | ||
203 | thinking | ||
204 | that | ||
205 | we're | ||
206 | better | ||
207 | than | ||
208 | they | ||
209 | are | ||
210 | somehow | ||
211 | for | ||
212 | that | ||
213 | is | ||
214 | what | ||
215 | we | ||
216 | do | ||
217 | even | ||
218 | if | ||
219 | we | ||
220 | don't | ||
221 | mean | ||
222 | it | ||
223 | we | ||
224 | forget | ||
225 | that | ||
226 | we | ||
227 | are | ||
228 | also | ||
229 | unhappy | ||
230 | and | ||
231 | that | ||
232 | we | ||
233 | are | ||
234 | just | ||
235 | doing | ||
236 | things | ||
237 | we | ||
238 | like | ||
239 | in | ||
240 | order | ||
241 | to | ||
242 | cheer | ||
243 | ourselves | ||
244 | up | ||
245 | a | ||
246 | little | ||
247 | bit | ||
248 | which | ||
249 | really | ||
250 | means | ||
251 | that | ||
252 | this | ||
253 | cheering | ||
254 | is | ||
255 | working | ||
256 | but | ||
257 | there | ||
258 | is | ||
259 | such | ||
260 | a | ||
261 | thing | ||
262 | as | ||
263 | working | ||
264 | too | ||
265 | well | ||
266 | so | ||
267 | in | ||
268 | a | ||
269 | sense | ||
270 | what | ||
271 | i'm | ||
272 | doing | ||
273 | here | ||
274 | is | ||
275 | cheering | ||
276 | myself | ||
277 | up | ||
278 | by | ||
279 | reminding | ||
280 | you | ||
281 | that | ||
282 | you | ||
283 | are | ||
284 | unhappy | ||
285 | i'm | ||
286 | trying | ||
287 | to | ||
288 | keep | ||
289 | you | ||
290 | honest | ||
291 | in | ||
292 | your | ||
293 | unhappiness | ||
294 | and | ||
295 | i | ||
296 | admit | ||
297 | this | ||
298 | is | ||
299 | usually | ||
300 | called | ||
301 | a | ||
302 | dick | ||
303 | move | ||
304 | in | ||
305 | fact | ||
306 | the | ||
307 | best | ||
308 | way | ||
309 | to | ||
310 | overcome | ||
311 | happy-hungering | ||
312 | this | ||
313 | is | ||
314 | the | ||
315 | term | ||
316 | as | ||
317 | i | ||
318 | dub | ||
319 | it | ||
320 | is | ||
321 | commit | ||
322 | as | ||
323 | many | ||
324 | dick | ||
325 | moves | ||
326 | as | ||
327 | possible | ||
328 | to | ||
329 | keep | ||
330 | people | ||
331 | remembering | ||
332 | that | ||
333 | unhappiness | ||
334 | abounds | ||
335 | if | ||
336 | you | ||
337 | see | ||
338 | someone | ||
339 | smiling | ||
340 | like | ||
341 | a | ||
342 | little | ||
343 | dog | ||
344 | who | ||
345 | knows | ||
346 | it's | ||
347 | about | ||
348 | to | ||
349 | get | ||
350 | pet | ||
351 | or | ||
352 | get | ||
353 | a | ||
354 | treat | ||
355 | or | ||
356 | go | ||
357 | to | ||
358 | the | ||
359 | vet | ||
360 | to | ||
361 | donate | ||
362 | doggy | ||
363 | sperm | ||
364 | smile | ||
365 | back | ||
366 | grin | ||
367 | toothily | ||
368 | a | ||
369 | little | ||
370 | too | ||
371 | toothily | ||
372 | for | ||
373 | a | ||
374 | little | ||
375 | too | ||
376 | long | ||
377 | their | ||
378 | smile | ||
379 | will | ||
380 | start | ||
381 | to | ||
382 | fade | ||
383 | if | ||
384 | you're | ||
385 | doing | ||
386 | it | ||
387 | right | ||
388 | saunter | ||
389 | to | ||
390 | them | ||
391 | slide | ||
392 | as | ||
393 | if | ||
394 | you're | ||
395 | an | ||
396 | olympic | ||
397 | quality | ||
398 | ice-skater | ||
399 | as | ||
400 | if | ||
401 | you're | ||
402 | a | ||
403 | really | ||
404 | good | ||
405 | bowler | ||
406 | who | ||
407 | knows | ||
408 | he's | ||
409 | playing | ||
410 | against | ||
411 | twelve | ||
412 | year | ||
413 | olds | ||
414 | and'll | ||
415 | win | ||
416 | by | ||
417 | a | ||
418 | hundred | ||
419 | get | ||
420 | really | ||
421 | close | ||
422 | far | ||
423 | too | ||
424 | close | ||
425 | for | ||
426 | what | ||
427 | most | ||
428 | people | ||
429 | would | ||
430 | call | ||
431 | comfort | ||
432 | and | ||
433 | remind | ||
434 | them | ||
435 | of | ||
436 | how | ||
437 | awful | ||
438 | life | ||
439 | can | ||
440 | be | ||
441 | i | ||
442 | really | ||
443 | like | ||
444 | your | ||
445 | shirt | ||
446 | really | ||
447 | only | ||
448 | children | ||
449 | chained | ||
450 | to | ||
451 | looms | ||
452 | can | ||
453 | get | ||
454 | that | ||
455 | tight | ||
456 | of | ||
457 | a | ||
458 | weave | ||
459 | you | ||
460 | can | ||
461 | say | ||
462 | or | ||
463 | you're | ||
464 | not | ||
465 | really | ||
466 | going | ||
467 | to | ||
468 | recycle | ||
469 | that | ||
470 | coffee | ||
471 | cup | ||
472 | are | ||
473 | you | ||
474 | they | ||
475 | will | ||
476 | probably | ||
477 | get | ||
478 | angry | ||
479 | but | ||
480 | that's | ||
481 | what's | ||
482 | supposed | ||
483 | to | ||
484 | happen | ||
485 | by | ||
486 | making | ||
487 | dick | ||
488 | moves | ||
489 | you | ||
490 | can | ||
491 | overcome | ||
492 | what | ||
493 | may | ||
494 | be | ||
495 | the | ||
496 | biggest | ||
497 | evil | ||
498 | on | ||
499 | this | ||
500 | earth | ||
501 | happy-hungering | ||