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1 | the | ||
2 | definition | ||
3 | of | ||
4 | happiness | ||
5 | is | ||
6 | doing | ||
7 | stuff | ||
8 | that | ||
9 | you | ||
10 | really | ||
11 | like | ||
12 | that | ||
13 | stuff | ||
14 | can | ||
15 | be | ||
16 | eating | ||
17 | soup | ||
18 | going | ||
19 | to | ||
20 | the | ||
21 | bathroom | ||
22 | walking | ||
23 | the | ||
24 | dog | ||
25 | playing | ||
26 | dungeons | ||
27 | and | ||
28 | dragons | ||
29 | whatever | ||
30 | keeps | ||
31 | your | ||
32 | mind | ||
33 | off | ||
34 | the | ||
35 | fact | ||
36 | that | ||
37 | you're | ||
38 | so | ||
39 | goddamn | ||
40 | unhappy | ||
41 | all | ||
42 | the | ||
43 | time | ||
44 | that | ||
45 | incidentally | ||
46 | is | ||
47 | the | ||
48 | definition | ||
49 | of | ||
50 | like | ||
51 | that | ||
52 | feeling | ||
53 | you | ||
54 | get | ||
55 | when | ||
56 | you | ||
57 | forget | ||
58 | how | ||
59 | miserable | ||
60 | you | ||
61 | are | ||
62 | for | ||
63 | just | ||
64 | a | ||
65 | little | ||
66 | bit | ||
67 | thus | ||
68 | people | ||
69 | like | ||
70 | doing | ||
71 | stuff | ||
72 | they | ||
73 | like | ||
74 | all | ||
75 | the | ||
76 | time | ||
77 | as | ||
78 | often | ||
79 | as | ||
80 | possible | ||
81 | because | ||
82 | if | ||
83 | they | ||
84 | remember | ||
85 | how | ||
86 | horrible | ||
87 | they | ||
88 | really | ||
89 | feel | ||
90 | at | ||
91 | not | ||
92 | having | ||
93 | a | ||
94 | background | ||
95 | to | ||
96 | put | ||
97 | themselves | ||
98 | against | ||
99 | they | ||
100 | will | ||
101 | want | ||
102 | to | ||
103 | hurt | ||
104 | themselves | ||
105 | and | ||
106 | those | ||
107 | around | ||
108 | them | ||
109 | the | ||
110 | funny | ||
111 | thing | ||
112 | is | ||
113 | that | ||
114 | something | ||
115 | we | ||
116 | people | ||
117 | really | ||
118 | like | ||
119 | to | ||
120 | do | ||
121 | is | ||
122 | hurt | ||
123 | ourselves | ||
124 | and | ||
125 | those | ||
126 | around | ||
127 | us | ||
128 | we | ||
129 | do | ||
130 | this | ||
131 | by | ||
132 | thinking | ||
133 | other | ||
134 | people | ||
135 | are | ||
136 | more | ||
137 | unhappy | ||
138 | than | ||
139 | we | ||
140 | are | ||
141 | we | ||
142 | convince | ||
143 | themselves | ||
144 | that | ||
145 | we | ||
146 | are | ||
147 | truly | ||
148 | happy | ||
149 | ecstatic | ||
150 | even | ||
151 | while | ||
152 | they | ||
153 | merely | ||
154 | plod | ||
155 | around | ||
156 | life | ||
157 | half-heartedly | ||
158 | or | ||
159 | if | ||
160 | they're | ||
161 | lucky | ||
162 | incorrectly | ||
163 | we | ||
164 | take | ||
165 | it | ||
166 | upon | ||
167 | ourselves | ||
168 | seeing | ||
169 | as | ||
170 | we | ||
171 | are | ||
172 | so | ||
173 | happy | ||
174 | and | ||
175 | can | ||
176 | spare | ||
177 | a | ||
178 | little | ||
179 | bit | ||
180 | of | ||
181 | happiness | ||
182 | to | ||
183 | help | ||
184 | them | ||
185 | become | ||
186 | happy | ||
187 | as | ||
188 | well | ||
189 | we | ||
190 | fail | ||
191 | to | ||
192 | realize | ||
193 | that | ||
194 | the | ||
195 | people | ||
196 | will | ||
197 | probably | ||
198 | not | ||
199 | appreciate | ||
200 | our | ||
201 | thinking | ||
202 | that | ||
203 | we're | ||
204 | better | ||
205 | than | ||
206 | they | ||
207 | are | ||
208 | somehow | ||
209 | for | ||
210 | that | ||
211 | is | ||
212 | what | ||
213 | we | ||
214 | do | ||
215 | even | ||
216 | if | ||
217 | we | ||
218 | don't | ||
219 | mean | ||
220 | it | ||
221 | we | ||
222 | forget | ||
223 | that | ||
224 | we | ||
225 | are | ||
226 | also | ||
227 | unhappy | ||
228 | and | ||
229 | that | ||
230 | we | ||
231 | are | ||
232 | just | ||
233 | doing | ||
234 | things | ||
235 | we | ||
236 | like | ||
237 | in | ||
238 | order | ||
239 | to | ||
240 | cheer | ||
241 | ourselves | ||
242 | up | ||
243 | a | ||
244 | little | ||
245 | bit | ||
246 | which | ||
247 | really | ||
248 | means | ||
249 | that | ||
250 | this | ||
251 | cheering | ||
252 | is | ||
253 | working | ||
254 | but | ||
255 | there | ||
256 | is | ||
257 | such | ||
258 | a | ||
259 | thing | ||
260 | as | ||
261 | working | ||
262 | too | ||
263 | well | ||
264 | so | ||
265 | in | ||
266 | a | ||
267 | sense | ||
268 | what | ||
269 | i'm | ||
270 | doing | ||
271 | here | ||
272 | is | ||
273 | cheering | ||
274 | myself | ||
275 | up | ||
276 | by | ||
277 | reminding | ||
278 | you | ||
279 | that | ||
280 | you | ||
281 | are | ||
282 | unhappy | ||
283 | i'm | ||
284 | trying | ||
285 | to | ||
286 | keep | ||
287 | you | ||
288 | honest | ||
289 | in | ||
290 | your | ||
291 | unhappiness | ||
292 | and | ||
293 | i | ||
294 | admit | ||
295 | this | ||
296 | is | ||
297 | usually | ||
298 | called | ||
299 | a | ||
300 | dick | ||
301 | move | ||
302 | in | ||
303 | fact | ||
304 | the | ||
305 | best | ||
306 | way | ||
307 | to | ||
308 | overcome | ||
309 | happy-hungering | ||
310 | this | ||
311 | is | ||
312 | the | ||
313 | term | ||
314 | as | ||
315 | i | ||
316 | dub | ||
317 | it | ||
318 | is | ||
319 | commit | ||
320 | as | ||
321 | many | ||
322 | dick | ||
323 | moves | ||
324 | as | ||
325 | possible | ||
326 | to | ||
327 | keep | ||
328 | people | ||
329 | remembering | ||
330 | that | ||
331 | unhappiness | ||
332 | abounds | ||
333 | if | ||
334 | you | ||
335 | see | ||
336 | someone | ||
337 | smiling | ||
338 | like | ||
339 | a | ||
340 | little | ||
341 | dog | ||
342 | who | ||
343 | knows | ||
344 | it's | ||
345 | about | ||
346 | to | ||
347 | get | ||
348 | pet | ||
349 | or | ||
350 | get | ||
351 | a | ||
352 | treat | ||
353 | or | ||
354 | go | ||
355 | to | ||
356 | the | ||
357 | vet | ||
358 | to | ||
359 | donate | ||
360 | doggy | ||
361 | sperm | ||
362 | smile | ||
363 | back | ||
364 | grin | ||
365 | toothily | ||
366 | a | ||
367 | little | ||
368 | too | ||
369 | toothily | ||
370 | for | ||
371 | a | ||
372 | little | ||
373 | too | ||
374 | long | ||
375 | their | ||
376 | smile | ||
377 | will | ||
378 | start | ||
379 | to | ||
380 | fade | ||
381 | if | ||
382 | you're | ||
383 | doing | ||
384 | it | ||
385 | right | ||
386 | saunter | ||
387 | to | ||
388 | them | ||
389 | slide | ||
390 | as | ||
391 | if | ||
392 | you're | ||
393 | an | ||
394 | olympic | ||
395 | quality | ||
396 | ice-skater | ||
397 | as | ||
398 | if | ||
399 | you're | ||
400 | a | ||
401 | really | ||
402 | good | ||
403 | bowler | ||
404 | who | ||
405 | knows | ||
406 | he's | ||
407 | playing | ||
408 | against | ||
409 | twelve | ||
410 | year | ||
411 | olds | ||
412 | and'll | ||
413 | win | ||
414 | by | ||
415 | a | ||
416 | hundred | ||
417 | get | ||
418 | really | ||
419 | close | ||
420 | far | ||
421 | too | ||
422 | close | ||
423 | for | ||
424 | what | ||
425 | most | ||
426 | people | ||
427 | would | ||
428 | call | ||
429 | comfort | ||
430 | and | ||
431 | remind | ||
432 | them | ||
433 | of | ||
434 | how | ||
435 | awful | ||
436 | life | ||
437 | can | ||
438 | be | ||
439 | i | ||
440 | really | ||
441 | like | ||
442 | your | ||
443 | shirt | ||
444 | really | ||
445 | only | ||
446 | children | ||
447 | chained | ||
448 | to | ||
449 | looms | ||
450 | can | ||
451 | get | ||
452 | that | ||
453 | tight | ||
454 | of | ||
455 | a | ||
456 | weave | ||
457 | you | ||
458 | can | ||
459 | say | ||
460 | or | ||
461 | you're | ||
462 | not | ||
463 | really | ||
464 | going | ||
465 | to | ||
466 | recycle | ||
467 | that | ||
468 | coffee | ||
469 | cup | ||
470 | are | ||
471 | you | ||
472 | they | ||
473 | will | ||
474 | probably | ||
475 | get | ||
476 | angry | ||
477 | but | ||
478 | that's | ||
479 | what's | ||
480 | supposed | ||
481 | to | ||
482 | happen | ||
483 | by | ||
484 | making | ||
485 | dick | ||
486 | moves | ||
487 | you | ||
488 | can | ||
489 | overcome | ||
490 | what | ||
491 | may | ||
492 | be | ||
493 | the | ||
494 | biggest | ||
495 | evil | ||
496 | on | ||
497 | this | ||
498 | earth | ||
499 | happy-hungering | ||