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1 | okay | ||
2 | so | ||
3 | as | ||
4 | we | ||
5 | said | ||
6 | in | ||
7 | the | ||
8 | prelude | ||
9 | there | ||
10 | either | ||
11 | is | ||
12 | or | ||
13 | isn't | ||
14 | a | ||
15 | god | ||
16 | this | ||
17 | has | ||
18 | been | ||
19 | one | ||
20 | of | ||
21 | the | ||
22 | main | ||
23 | past | ||
24 | times | ||
25 | of | ||
26 | humanity | ||
27 | ever | ||
28 | since | ||
29 | since | ||
30 | the | ||
31 | first | ||
32 | man | ||
33 | or | ||
34 | woman | ||
35 | climbed | ||
36 | out | ||
37 | of | ||
38 | whatever | ||
39 | slime | ||
40 | or | ||
41 | swamp | ||
42 | he | ||
43 | thumbed | ||
44 | his | ||
45 | way | ||
46 | out | ||
47 | of | ||
48 | what | ||
49 | humanity | ||
50 | has | ||
51 | failed | ||
52 | to | ||
53 | realize | ||
54 | is | ||
55 | that | ||
56 | an | ||
57 | incredibly | ||
58 | plausible | ||
59 | third | ||
60 | and | ||
61 | heretofore | ||
62 | unknown | ||
63 | hypothesis | ||
64 | also | ||
65 | exists | ||
66 | there | ||
67 | is | ||
68 | a | ||
69 | dog | ||
70 | in | ||
71 | fact | ||
72 | there | ||
73 | are | ||
74 | many | ||
75 | dogs | ||
76 | and | ||
77 | not | ||
78 | only | ||
79 | that | ||
80 | there | ||
81 | are | ||
82 | also | ||
83 | many | ||
84 | types | ||
85 | of | ||
86 | dogs | ||
87 | these | ||
88 | are | ||
89 | called | ||
90 | breeds | ||
91 | and | ||
92 | each | ||
93 | breed | ||
94 | was | ||
95 | created | ||
96 | by | ||
97 | man | ||
98 | in | ||
99 | order | ||
100 | to | ||
101 | fulfill | ||
102 | some | ||
103 | use | ||
104 | that | ||
105 | man | ||
106 | thought | ||
107 | he | ||
108 | needed | ||
109 | some | ||
110 | dogs | ||
111 | are | ||
112 | for | ||
113 | chasing | ||
114 | birds | ||
115 | and | ||
116 | some | ||
117 | are | ||
118 | for | ||
119 | chasing | ||
120 | badgers | ||
121 | some | ||
122 | are | ||
123 | for | ||
124 | laying | ||
125 | in | ||
126 | your | ||
127 | lap | ||
128 | and | ||
129 | being | ||
130 | petted | ||
131 | all | ||
132 | day | ||
133 | some | ||
134 | dogs | ||
135 | don't | ||
136 | seem | ||
137 | to | ||
138 | be | ||
139 | really | ||
140 | for | ||
141 | anything | ||
142 | besides | ||
143 | being | ||
144 | fucking | ||
145 | stupid | ||
146 | and | ||
147 | chewing | ||
148 | up | ||
149 | your | ||
150 | one-of-a-kind | ||
151 | collectible | ||
152 | individually-numbered | ||
153 | king | ||
154 | kong | ||
155 | figurine | ||
156 | from | ||
157 | the | ||
158 | peter | ||
159 | jackson | ||
160 | film | ||
161 | but | ||
162 | the | ||
163 | important | ||
164 | thing | ||
165 | is | ||
166 | and | ||
167 | here | ||
168 | we | ||
169 | go | ||
170 | with | ||
171 | important | ||
172 | things | ||
173 | again | ||
174 | all | ||
175 | dogs | ||
176 | have | ||
177 | been | ||
178 | bred | ||
179 | by | ||
180 | people | ||
181 | for | ||
182 | performing | ||
183 | some | ||
184 | certain | ||
185 | function | ||
186 | that | ||
187 | we | ||
188 | think | ||
189 | is | ||
190 | important | ||
191 | note | ||
192 | just | ||
193 | because | ||
194 | we | ||
195 | think | ||
196 | it's | ||
197 | important | ||
198 | doesn't | ||
199 | mean | ||
200 | it | ||
201 | is | ||
202 | important | ||
203 | but | ||
204 | it | ||
205 | might | ||
206 | as | ||
207 | well | ||
208 | be | ||
209 | because | ||
210 | what | ||
211 | we | ||
212 | as | ||
213 | humans | ||
214 | think | ||
215 | is | ||
216 | important | ||
217 | is | ||
218 | important | ||
219 | but | ||
220 | be | ||
221 | careful | ||
222 | just | ||
223 | because | ||
224 | something's | ||
225 | important | ||
226 | doesn't | ||
227 | mean | ||
228 | it | ||
229 | means | ||
230 | anything | ||
231 | or | ||
232 | that | ||
233 | it | ||
234 | actually | ||
235 | makes | ||
236 | anything | ||
237 | happen | ||
238 | even | ||
239 | though | ||
240 | just | ||
241 | because | ||
242 | something | ||
243 | makes | ||
244 | something | ||
245 | else | ||
246 | happen | ||
247 | doesn't | ||
248 | mean | ||
249 | it's | ||
250 | important | ||
251 | shit | ||
252 | let | ||
253 | me | ||
254 | start | ||
255 | again | ||