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1 | toothpaste | ||
2 | he | ||
3 | couldn't | ||
4 | find | ||
5 | a | ||
6 | shirt | ||
7 | to | ||
8 | go | ||
9 | to | ||
10 | work | ||
11 | in | ||
12 | they | ||
13 | all | ||
14 | had | ||
15 | stains | ||
16 | on | ||
17 | them | ||
18 | somewhere | ||
19 | he | ||
20 | pulled | ||
21 | out | ||
22 | a | ||
23 | vest | ||
24 | to | ||
25 | put | ||
26 | on | ||
27 | over | ||
28 | the | ||
29 | stains | ||
30 | but | ||
31 | somehow | ||
32 | all | ||
33 | of | ||
34 | them | ||
35 | were | ||
36 | still | ||
37 | visible | ||
38 | most | ||
39 | of | ||
40 | them | ||
41 | were | ||
42 | unidentifiable | ||
43 | but | ||
44 | one | ||
45 | he | ||
46 | thought | ||
47 | could | ||
48 | have | ||
49 | come | ||
50 | from | ||
51 | that | ||
52 | peach | ||
53 | he | ||
54 | ate | ||
55 | two | ||
56 | weeks | ||
57 | before | ||
58 | another | ||
59 | looked | ||
60 | like | ||
61 | toothpaste | ||
62 | but | ||
63 | he | ||
64 | was | ||
65 | paranoid | ||
66 | it | ||
67 | was | ||
68 | something | ||
69 | else | ||
70 | when | ||
71 | he | ||
72 | took | ||
73 | the | ||
74 | bus | ||
75 | into | ||
76 | work | ||
77 | he | ||
78 | couldn't | ||
79 | relax | ||
80 | he | ||
81 | was | ||
82 | paranoid | ||
83 | everyone | ||
84 | was | ||
85 | staring | ||
86 | at | ||
87 | his | ||
88 | stain | ||
89 | and | ||
90 | kept | ||
91 | looking | ||
92 | out | ||
93 | the | ||
94 | corners | ||
95 | of | ||
96 | his | ||
97 | eyes | ||
98 | to | ||
99 | make | ||
100 | sure | ||
101 | they | ||
102 | weren't | ||
103 | they | ||
104 | didn't | ||
105 | seem | ||
106 | to | ||
107 | be | ||
108 | but | ||
109 | they | ||
110 | could | ||
111 | also | ||
112 | be | ||
113 | looking | ||
114 | away | ||
115 | just | ||
116 | as | ||
117 | he | ||
118 | looked | ||
119 | at | ||
120 | them | ||
121 | the | ||
122 | observation | ||
123 | paradox | ||
124 | he | ||
125 | muttered | ||
126 | to | ||
127 | himself | ||
128 | jill | ||
129 | was | ||
130 | the | ||
131 | only | ||
132 | one | ||
133 | to | ||
134 | notice | ||
135 | the | ||
136 | stain | ||
137 | at | ||
138 | work | ||
139 | she | ||
140 | came | ||
141 | around | ||
142 | to | ||
143 | his | ||
144 | cubicle | ||
145 | during | ||
146 | a | ||
147 | break | ||
148 | because | ||
149 | he | ||
150 | dared | ||
151 | not | ||
152 | show | ||
153 | his | ||
154 | stain | ||
155 | in | ||
156 | the | ||
157 | break | ||
158 | room | ||
159 | you | ||
160 | have | ||
161 | a | ||
162 | stain | ||
163 | on | ||
164 | your | ||
165 | shoulder | ||
166 | she | ||
167 | said | ||
168 | it | ||
169 | looks | ||
170 | like | ||
171 | toothpaste | ||
172 | do | ||
173 | i | ||
174 | he | ||
175 | feigned | ||
176 | ignorance | ||
177 | but | ||
178 | went | ||
179 | red | ||
180 | at | ||
181 | the | ||
182 | same | ||
183 | time | ||
184 | i | ||
185 | didn't | ||
186 | see | ||
187 | that | ||
188 | there | ||
189 | this | ||
190 | morning | ||
191 | how | ||
192 | do | ||
193 | you | ||
194 | get | ||
195 | toothpaste | ||
196 | on | ||
197 | your | ||
198 | shoulder | ||
199 | i | ||
200 | don't | ||
201 | know | ||
202 | skills | ||
203 | i | ||
204 | guess | ||
205 | he | ||
206 | said | ||
207 | and | ||
208 | she | ||
209 | grinned | ||
210 | you | ||
211 | know | ||
212 | vinegar | ||
213 | will | ||
214 | take | ||
215 | that | ||
216 | out | ||
217 | she | ||
218 | said | ||
219 | although | ||
220 | i | ||
221 | think | ||
222 | i | ||
223 | like | ||
224 | it | ||
225 | you | ||
226 | should | ||
227 | start | ||
228 | a | ||
229 | museum | ||
230 | of | ||
231 | shirt | ||
232 | stains | ||
233 | i | ||
234 | don't | ||
235 | have | ||
236 | that | ||
237 | many | ||
238 | shirts | ||
239 | with | ||
240 | stains | ||
241 | he | ||
242 | said | ||
243 | frowning | ||
244 | yes | ||
245 | you | ||
246 | do | ||
247 | she | ||
248 | said | ||