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1 | when | ||
2 | ronald | ||
3 | mcdonald | ||
4 | takes | ||
5 | off | ||
6 | his | ||
7 | striped | ||
8 | shirt | ||
9 | his | ||
10 | coveralls | ||
11 | his | ||
12 | painted | ||
13 | face | ||
14 | when | ||
15 | he | ||
16 | no | ||
17 | longer | ||
18 | looks | ||
19 | like | ||
20 | anyone | ||
21 | or | ||
22 | anything | ||
23 | special | ||
24 | sitting | ||
25 | next | ||
26 | to | ||
27 | women | ||
28 | in | ||
29 | bars | ||
30 | or | ||
31 | standing | ||
32 | in | ||
33 | the | ||
34 | aisle | ||
35 | at | ||
36 | the | ||
37 | grocery | ||
38 | is | ||
39 | he | ||
40 | no | ||
41 | longer | ||
42 | ronald | ||
43 | is | ||
44 | he | ||
45 | no | ||
46 | longer | ||
47 | happy | ||
48 | to | ||
49 | kick | ||
50 | a | ||
51 | soccer | ||
52 | ball | ||
53 | around | ||
54 | with | ||
55 | the | ||
56 | kids | ||
57 | in | ||
58 | the | ||
59 | park | ||
60 | is | ||
61 | he | ||
62 | suddenly | ||
63 | unable | ||
64 | to | ||
65 | enjoy | ||
66 | the | ||
67 | french | ||
68 | fries | ||
69 | he | ||
70 | gets | ||
71 | for | ||
72 | his | ||
73 | fifty | ||
74 | percent | ||
75 | off | ||
76 | i'd | ||
77 | like | ||
78 | to | ||
79 | think | ||
80 | that | ||
81 | he | ||
82 | takes | ||
83 | ronald | ||
84 | off | ||
85 | like | ||
86 | a | ||
87 | shirt | ||
88 | hangs | ||
89 | him | ||
90 | in | ||
91 | a | ||
92 | closet | ||
93 | where | ||
94 | he | ||
95 | breathes | ||
96 | darkly | ||
97 | in | ||
98 | the | ||
99 | musk | ||
100 | i'd | ||
101 | like | ||
102 | to | ||
103 | believe | ||
104 | that | ||
105 | we | ||
106 | are | ||
107 | able | ||
108 | to | ||
109 | slough | ||
110 | off | ||
111 | selves | ||
112 | like | ||
113 | old | ||
114 | skin | ||
115 | and | ||
116 | still | ||
117 | retain | ||
118 | some | ||
119 | base | ||
120 | self | ||
121 | of | ||
122 | course | ||
123 | we | ||
124 | all | ||
125 | know | ||
126 | this | ||
127 | is | ||
128 | not | ||
129 | what | ||
130 | happens | ||
131 | the | ||
132 | ronald | ||
133 | leering | ||
134 | at | ||
135 | women | ||
136 | drunkenly | ||
137 | is | ||
138 | the | ||
139 | same | ||
140 | who | ||
141 | the | ||
142 | next | ||
143 | day | ||
144 | kicks | ||
145 | at | ||
146 | a | ||
147 | ball | ||
148 | the | ||
149 | size | ||
150 | of | ||
151 | a | ||
152 | head | ||
153 | he | ||
154 | is | ||
155 | the | ||
156 | same | ||
157 | that | ||
158 | hugs | ||
159 | his | ||
160 | children | ||
161 | at | ||
162 | night | ||
163 | who | ||
164 | has | ||
165 | sex | ||
166 | with | ||
167 | his | ||
168 | wife | ||
169 | on | ||
170 | the | ||
171 | weekends | ||
172 | when | ||
173 | they're | ||
174 | not | ||
175 | so | ||
176 | tired | ||
177 | to | ||
178 | make | ||
179 | it | ||
180 | work | ||
181 | who | ||
182 | smiles | ||
183 | holding | ||
184 | a | ||
185 | basket | ||
186 | of | ||
187 | fries | ||
188 | in | ||
189 | front | ||
190 | of | ||
191 | a | ||
192 | field | ||
193 | he | ||
194 | cannot | ||
195 | take | ||
196 | off | ||
197 | the | ||
198 | facepaint | ||
199 | or | ||
200 | the | ||
201 | yellow | ||
202 | gloves | ||
203 | they | ||
204 | are | ||
205 | stuck | ||
206 | to | ||
207 | him | ||
208 | like | ||
209 | so | ||
210 | many | ||
211 | feathers | ||
212 | with | ||
213 | the | ||
214 | tar | ||
215 | of | ||
216 | his | ||
217 | everyday | ||
218 | associations | ||
219 | his | ||
220 | plight | ||
221 | is | ||
222 | that | ||
223 | of | ||
224 | everyone's | ||
225 | we | ||
226 | are | ||
227 | what | ||
228 | we | ||
229 | do | ||
230 | who | ||
231 | we | ||
232 | are | ||