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1 | --- | ||
2 | title: Hymnal | ||
3 | id: hymnal | ||
4 | genre: prose | ||
5 | |||
6 | project: | ||
7 | title: "Buildings out of air: Paul in the Woods" | ||
8 | class: paul | ||
9 | order: 2 | ||
10 | next: | ||
11 | - title: Underwear | ||
12 | link: underwear | ||
13 | - title: Joke | ||
14 | link: joke | ||
15 | prev: | ||
16 | - title: Art | ||
17 | link: art | ||
18 | - title: Hardware | ||
19 | link: hardware | ||
20 | ... | ||
21 | |||
22 | _It's all [jokes][]_ Paul wrote in what he was now calling his Hymnal. | ||
23 | He had been writing non-stop all day, because he didn't count pee or cigarette breaks. | ||
24 | _All art is an inside joke. | ||
25 | The symbology involved must be_---and here he put down his pen and held his head in his hands. | ||
26 | He could never think of the word---he said often that he had no words. | ||
27 | He opened to a new page in his Hymnal. | ||
28 | On the top of it was written in bold script _**HYMN 386: JOKES**_. | ||
29 | |||
30 | Paul scowled. | ||
31 | Who had written in his Hymnal? he wondered. | ||
32 | He said it out loud a moment after: "Who has written in my Hymnal?" | ||
33 | He realized he was alone in his Writing Shack, which was really a shed in the back of his mother's garden. | ||
34 | He wondered why he had to say his thoughts before they became real to him (if this was a habit or an inborn trait). | ||
35 | He realized simultaneously that | ||
36 | |||
37 | (a) he could ask someone and | ||
38 | (b) that this was something he wondered every time he spoke his thoughts out loud. | ||
39 | |||
40 | He resolved to put the issue to rest by asking someone. | ||
41 | |||
42 | [jokes]: joke.html | ||