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1 | --- | ||
2 | title: Toilet | ||
3 | genre: prose | ||
4 | |||
5 | project: | ||
6 | title: "Buildings out of air: Paul in the Woods" | ||
7 | css: paul | ||
8 | order: 11 | ||
9 | next: | ||
10 | - title: Leg | ||
11 | link: leg | ||
12 | - title: Toothpaste | ||
13 | link: toothpaste | ||
14 | previous: | ||
15 | - title: Hands | ||
16 | link: hands | ||
17 | - title: Tapestry | ||
18 | link: tapestry | ||
19 | ... | ||
20 | |||
21 | Paul only did his reading on the toilet. | ||
22 | |||
23 | He read in a magazine that the universe as we know it is actually a hologram, | ||
24 | a three-dimensional projection of a lower, two-dimensional, "realer" reality. | ||
25 | The article said that this model explains things like quantum entanglement, | ||
26 | what it called "spooky action at a distance." | ||
27 | |||
28 | After he finished, he ran back out to his Writing Shack and hammered out a | ||
29 | Treatise on Literature as Spooky Action. His mind was reeling. He typed out | ||
30 | an entire notecard on the subject. | ||
31 | |||
32 | He stopped to catch his breath. Reading it over, he realized he was | ||
33 | completely wrong. "Paper is made from trees" he thought "and so is | ||
34 | furniture." He had thought that ART and CRAFT were two separate enterprises | ||
35 | but he realized in a flash that they were two sides of the same building. | ||
36 | Were there other walls? | ||