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18 | link: toilet | 18 | link: toilet |
19 | ... | 19 | ... |
20 | 20 | ||
21 | He couldn't find a shirt to go to work in. | 21 | He couldn't [find a shirt][] to go to work in. |
22 | They all had stains on them somewhere. | 22 | They all had stains on them somewhere. |
23 | He pulled out a vest to put on over the stains but somehow all of them were still visible. | 23 | He pulled out a vest to put on over the stains but somehow all of them were still visible. |
24 | Most of them were unidentifiable but one he thought could have come from that peach he ate two weeks before. | 24 | Most of them were unidentifiable but one he thought could have come from [that peach][] he ate two weeks before. |
25 | Another looked like toothpaste but he was paranoid it was something else. | 25 | Another looked like toothpaste but he was paranoid it was something else. |
26 | 26 | ||
27 | When he took the bus into work he couldn't relax. | 27 | When he took the bus into work he couldn't relax. |
28 | He was paranoid everyone was staring at his stain and kept looking out the corners of his eyes to make sure they weren't. | 28 | He was paranoid everyone was staring at his stain and kept looking out the corners of his eyes to make sure they weren't. |
29 | They didn't seem to be but they could also be looking away just as he looked at them. | 29 | They didn't seem to be but they could also be looking away just as he looked at them. |
30 | "The Observation Paradox" he muttered to himself. | 30 | "The [Observation][] Paradox" he muttered to himself. |
31 | 31 | ||
32 | Jill was the only one to notice the stain at work. | 32 | Jill was the only one to notice the stain at work. |
33 | She came around to his cubicle during a break because he dared not show his stain in the break room. | 33 | She came around to his cubicle during a break because he dared not show his stain in the break room. |
34 | "You have a stain on your shoulder" she said "it looks like toothpaste." | 34 | "You have a stain on your shoulder" she said "it looks like toothpaste." |
35 | "Do I" he feigned ignorance but went red at the same time "I didn't see that there this morning." | 35 | "Do I" he feigned ignorance but [went red][] at the same time "I didn't see that there this morning." |
36 | "How do you get toothpaste on your shoulder?" | 36 | "How do you get toothpaste on your shoulder?" |
37 | "I don't know skills I guess" he said and she grinned. | 37 | "I don't know skills I guess" he said and she grinned. |
38 | "You know vinegar will take that out" she said "although I think I like it. | 38 | "You know vinegar will take that out" she said "although I think I like it. |
39 | You should start a museum of shirt stains!" | 39 | You should start a museum of shirt stains!" |
40 | "I don't have that many shirts with stains" he said frowning. | 40 | "I don't have that many shirts with stains" he said frowning. |
41 | "Yes you do" she said. | 41 | "Yes you do" she said. |
42 | |||
43 | [find a shirt]: no-nothing.html | ||
44 | [that peach]: http://www.bartleby.com/198/1.html | ||
45 | [Observation]: problems.html | ||
46 | [went red]: statements-frag.html | ||