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1 | --- | ||
2 | title: Toothpaste | ||
3 | id: toothpaste | ||
4 | genre: prose | ||
5 | |||
6 | project: | ||
7 | title: "Buildings out of air: Paul in the Woods" | ||
8 | class: paul | ||
9 | order: 36 | ||
10 | next: | ||
11 | - title: Father | ||
12 | link: father | ||
13 | - title: Treatise | ||
14 | link: treatise | ||
15 | prev: | ||
16 | - title: Early | ||
17 | link: early | ||
18 | - title: Toilet | ||
19 | link: toilet | ||
20 | ... | ||
21 | |||
22 | He couldn't [find a shirt][] to go to work in. | ||
23 | They all had stains on them somewhere. | ||
24 | He pulled out a vest to put on over the stains but somehow all of them were still visible. | ||
25 | Most of them were unidentifiable but one he thought could have come from [that peach][] he ate two weeks before. | ||
26 | Another looked like toothpaste but he was paranoid it was something else. | ||
27 | |||
28 | When he took the bus into work he couldn't relax. | ||
29 | He was paranoid everyone was staring at his stain and kept looking out the corners of his eyes to make sure they weren't. | ||
30 | They didn't seem to be but they could also be looking away just as he looked at them. | ||
31 | "The [Observation][] Paradox" he muttered to himself. | ||
32 | |||
33 | Jill was the only one to notice the stain at work. | ||
34 | She came around to his cubicle during a break because he dared not show his stain in the break room. | ||
35 | "You have a stain on your shoulder" she said "it looks like toothpaste." | ||
36 | "Do I" he feigned ignorance but [went red][] at the same time "I didn't see that there this morning." | ||
37 | "How do you get toothpaste on your shoulder?" | ||
38 | "I don't know skills I guess" he said and she grinned. | ||
39 | "You know vinegar will take that out" she said "although I think I like it. | ||
40 | You should start a museum of shirt stains!" | ||
41 | "I don't have that many shirts with stains" he said frowning. | ||
42 | "Yes you do" she said. | ||
43 | |||
44 | [find a shirt]: no-nothing.html | ||
45 | [that peach]: http://www.bartleby.com/198/1.html | ||
46 | [Observation]: problems.html | ||
47 | [went red]: statements-frag.html | ||