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1 | --- | ||
2 | title: Joke | ||
3 | genre: prose | ||
4 | |||
5 | id: joke | ||
6 | toc: "Joke" | ||
7 | |||
8 | project: | ||
9 | title: "Buildings out of air: Paul in the Woods" | ||
10 | class: paul | ||
11 | order: 33 | ||
12 | next: | ||
13 | - title: Stump | ||
14 | link: stump | ||
15 | - title: Leaf | ||
16 | link: leaf | ||
17 | prev: | ||
18 | - title: Punch | ||
19 | link: punch | ||
20 | - title: Hymnal | ||
21 | link: hymnal | ||
22 | ... | ||
23 | |||
24 | He wrote _**JOKES**_ on the top of a page in his notebook. | ||
25 | He had run out of notecards and hadn't been able to convince his mother to go to the Office Supply Store for him. | ||
26 | He left a space underneath it and wrote. | ||
27 | |||
28 | _"[Tell us a joke][]" the listeners say to the clown. | ||
29 | They have gather together in the clearing because they have heard he would be there, and they have heard he knew very funny jokes that were also true. | ||
30 | "Tell us a joke that is true" they say._ | ||
31 | |||
32 | _The clown does not move from the stump. | ||
33 | He doesn't move at all. | ||
34 | The listeners watch, gap-mouthed, as a butterfly lands on his hat. | ||
35 | A breeze ruffles his coat and the butterfly flies away. | ||
36 | Hours pass. | ||
37 | The listeners grow impatient. | ||
38 | Some begin yelling insults at the clown. | ||
39 | Eventually, they begin to walk away into the woods._ | ||
40 | |||
41 | _The moon [rises][] on the clearing. | ||
42 | The only people left are the clown and a listener, the [last listener][]. | ||
43 | She has been waiting for the joke a long time. | ||
44 | The clown opens his mouth and she leans in closer to hear. | ||
45 | He closes it as a tear falls onto his coat, then another. | ||
46 | He opens his mouth again in a sob. | ||
47 | The listener walks over to him and puts a hand on his shoulder._ | ||
48 | |||
49 | _"I'm sorry" says the clown. | ||
50 | "Sorry for what" she asks. | ||
51 | "I don't know. | ||
52 | I don't know any jokes." | ||
53 | He disappears. | ||
54 | The last listener sits on the log and looks at the sky. | ||
55 | There are no [stars][]._ | ||
56 | |||
57 | [Tell us a joke]: window.html | ||
58 | [rises]: the-sea_the-beach.html | ||
59 | [last listener]: listen.html | ||
60 | [stars]: big-dipper.html | ||