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2 | title: Toothpaste | ||
3 | genre: prose | ||
4 | |||
5 | id: toothpaste | ||
6 | toc: "Toothpaste" | ||
7 | |||
8 | project: | ||
9 | title: "Buildings out of air: Paul in the Woods" | ||
10 | class: paul | ||
11 | order: 36 | ||
12 | next: | ||
13 | - title: Father | ||
14 | link: father | ||
15 | - title: Treatise | ||
16 | link: treatise | ||
17 | prev: | ||
18 | - title: Early | ||
19 | link: early | ||
20 | - title: Toilet | ||
21 | link: toilet | ||
22 | ... | ||
23 | |||
24 | He couldn't [find a shirt][] to go to work in. | ||
25 | They all had stains on them somewhere. | ||
26 | He pulled out a vest to put on over the stains but somehow all of them were still visible. | ||
27 | Most of them were unidentifiable but one he thought could have come from [that peach][] he ate two weeks before. | ||
28 | Another looked like toothpaste but he was paranoid it was something else. | ||
29 | |||
30 | When he took the bus into work he couldn't relax. | ||
31 | He was paranoid everyone was staring at his stain and kept looking out the corners of his eyes to make sure they weren't. | ||
32 | They didn't seem to be but they could also be looking away just as he looked at them. | ||
33 | "The [Observation][] Paradox" he muttered to himself. | ||
34 | |||
35 | Jill was the only one to notice the stain at work. | ||
36 | She came around to his cubicle during a break because he dared not show his stain in the break room. | ||
37 | "You have a stain on your shoulder" she said "it looks like toothpaste." | ||
38 | "Do I" he feigned ignorance but [went red][] at the same time "I didn't see that there this morning." | ||
39 | "How do you get toothpaste on your shoulder?" | ||
40 | "I don't know skills I guess" he said and she grinned. | ||
41 | "You know vinegar will take that out" she said "although I think I like it. | ||
42 | You should start a museum of shirt stains!" | ||
43 | "I don't have that many shirts with stains" he said frowning. | ||
44 | "Yes you do" she said. | ||
45 | |||
46 | [find a shirt]: no-nothing.html | ||
47 | [that peach]: http://www.bartleby.com/198/1.html | ||
48 | [Observation]: problems.html | ||
49 | [went red]: statements-frag.html | ||