Add fucktrain

Now you can turn your brainfuck programs into trainfuck!!!

2 files changed, 38 insertions, 0 deletions

@@ -37,6 +37,9 @@ because fuck you, that's why.
 trainfuck FILE | BRAINFUCK_INTERPRETER
 ```
 
+**NEW**: `fucktrain`, which transpiles brainfuck programs into trainfuck
+programs!  Now it's *even easier* to trainfuck!!
+
 ## INSTALL
 
 ```
@@ -0,0 +1,35 @@
+#!/bin/awk -f
+# FUCKTRAIN: FUCKAMUTHA CHOO CHOO -*- awk -*-
+# Author: Case Duckworth <acdw@acdw.net>
+# License: WTFPL
+# Version: #9
+BEGIN {
+        print "ALL ABOARD"
+}
+
+{
+        gsub(/[^-+<>.,\[\]]/, "", $0)
+        gsub(/+/, "chug ", $0)
+        gsub(/-/, "chugga ", $0)
+        gsub(/>/, "choo\n", $0)
+        gsub(/</, "choo choo\n", $0)
+        gsub(/\./, clicketyClick(), $0)
+        gsub(/,/, "clack ", $0)
+        gsub(/\[/, "tickets please ", $0)
+        gsub(/\]/, "your ticket please ", $0)
+        print
+}
+
+END {
+        print "END OF THE LINE"
+}
+
+
+function clicketyClick()
+{
+        if (rand() <= 0.5) {
+                return "click"
+        } else {
+                return "clickety"
+        }
+}