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authorCase Duckworth2015-03-25 21:49:45 -0700
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I did this to simplify the compilation step, and to make
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move the contents of js/, img/, and lua/ into /, or into
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2title: Liking Things
3id: likingthings
4genre: prose
5
6project:
7 title: Book of Hezekiah
8 class: hezekiah
9 order: 7
10 prev:
11 - title: Problems
12 link: problems
13...
14
15The definition of happiness is *doing stuff that you really like*.
16That stuff can be eating soup, going to the bathroom, walking the dog, playing Dungeons and Dragons; whatever keeps your mind off the fact that you're so goddamn unhappy all the time.
17That, incidentally, is the definition of like: *that feeling you get when you forget how miserable you are for just a little bit*.
18Thus people like doing stuff they like all the time, as often as possible; because if they remember how horrible they really feel at not having a background to put themselves against, they will want to hurt themselves and those around them.
19
20The funny thing is that something we people really like to do is hurt ourselves and those around us.
21We do this by thinking other people are more unhappy than we are.
22We convince themselves that we are truly happy, ecstatic even, while they merely plod around life half-heartedly, or, if they're lucky, incorrectly.
23We take it upon ourselves (seeing as we are so happy, and can spare a little bit of happiness) to help them become happy as well.
24We fail to realize that the people will probably not appreciate our thinking that we're better than they are somehow, for that is what we do even if we don't mean it.
25We forget that we are also unhappy, and that we are just doing things we like in order to cheer ourselves up a little bit, which really means that this cheering is working; but there is such a thing as working too well.
26So in a sense what I'm doing here is cheering myself up by reminding you that you are unhappy; I'm trying to keep you honest in your unhappiness; and I admit this is usually called a dick move.
27
28In fact, the best way to overcome happy-hungering (this is the term as I dub it) is commit as many dick moves as possible, to keep people remembering that unhappiness abounds.
29If you see someone smiling like a little dog who knows it's about to get pet or get a treat or go to the vet to donate doggy sperm, smile back.
30Grin toothily (a little too toothily for a little too long).
31Their smile will start to fade if you're doing it right.
32Saunter to them, slide as if you're an Olympic quality ice-skater, as if you're a really good bowler who knows he's playing against twelve year olds and'll win by a hundred.
33Get really close.
34Far too close for what most people would call comfort.
35And remind them of how awful life can be: "I really like your [shirt][]---really only children chained to looms can get that tight of a weave," you can say, or "You're not really going to recycle that coffee cup, are you?"
36They will probably get angry, but that's what's supposed to happen.
37By making dick moves, you can overcome what may be the biggest evil on this earth: Happy-Hungering.
38
39[shirt]: theoceanoverflowswithcamels.html