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2title: Problems
3genre: prose
4
5project:
6 title: Book of Hezekiah
7 css: hezekiah
8 order: 6
9 next:
10 title: Liking things
11 link: likingthings
12 prev:
13 title: Moving sideways
14 link: movingsideways
15...
16
17The problem with people is this: we cannot be happy. No matter how hard
18or easy we try, it is not to be. It seems sometimes that, just as the
19dog was made for jumping in mud and sniffing out foxholes and having a
20good time all around, man was made for sadness, loneliness and
21heartache.
22
23Being the observant and judgmental people they are, people have for a
24long time tried to figure out why they aren't happy. Some say it's
25because we're obviously doing something wrong. Some say it's because we
26think too much. Some insist that it's because other people have more
27stuff than we do. These people don't have a clue any more than any of
28the rest of us. At least I don't think they do, and that's good enough
29for me.[^1] I think that the reason why people are unhappy (and this is
30a personal opinion) is that they realize on some level (for some it's a
31pretty shallow level, others it's way down there next to their love for
32women's stockings[^2]) that there is no background to put themselves
33against, no "[big picture][]" to get painted into. This makes sense, because
34on one level, the level of everyday life, the level of *observation*,
35there is always a background---look in a pair of binoculars sometime. But
36on another level, that of ... shit, wait. There are no other levels.[^3]
37
38What's more, people try to explain how to get happy again (although it's
39doubtful they were ever happy in the first place---people are very good at
40fooling). Some say standing or [sitting in a building][] with a lot of other
41unhappy people helps. Some say that you can't stop there; you also need
42to sing with those other unhappy people about how unhappy you are, and
43how you wish someone would come along and help you out, I guess by
44giving you money or something. I say all you really need to be happy is
45a good stiff drink.[^4]
46
47In any case, people have for some reason or another, and to some end or
48another, always been unhappy. And people have always tried to figure out
49ways to be less unhappy---one of the most important things to people
50everywhere is called "the pursuit of happiness." I think that calling it
51a pursuit makes people feel more like dogs, who are the most happy
52beings most people can think of. By pursuing happiness, they're like a
53dog pursuing a possum or a bone on a fishing rod: two activities that
54sound like a lot of fun to most people. I think most people wish they
55were dogs.
56
57[big picture]: ronaldmcdonald.html
58[sitting in a buiding]: feedingtheraven.html
59
60
61[^1]: This seems to be an attempt on Hezzy's part to set an example for
62 mankind. It should be noted that he is an alcoholic, and not in any
63 shape to be an example to anyone.
64
65[^2]: It is thought that only the leg coverings of the female sex are
66 here referenced
67
68[^3]: You have hereby found the super special secret cheat code room.
69 Yes, this is just like Super Mario Brothers---you can skip right to
70 the end. Go and face the final boss already!
71
72[^4]: See footnote, above